Riiiiight. Fuck you again.

hogy ha az orrodon át engeded ki a büfit, az ugyanolyan büdös

The point where I seriously questioned my life choices: Mixing the above satanic brew with Berrocca.

so, a thing you should definitely NEVER do is that hack where you turn your toaster on the side to make grilled cheese. if i had spent maybe two more seconds googling the risks BEFORE i tried it i could have spared myself a lot of trouble. thankfully the issue was blow-out-able and the alarm did not go off, nor did i need a fire extinguisher. 

So I was watching a video on Buzz Feed. It was one of those life hack videos. It was cooking pasta in a pan. It is to make the pasta cook faster. So I tried it and I ended up burning the Pasta and a good pan. Which belongs to my grandmother and now she is going to kill me. Hey not my fault Buzz Feed never put how long to cook it for. They did not say how long to leave the pasta in the video. This life hack is an Epic Fail.