#leviathan.

“That motherfucker looks like the grinch did hard drugs and then went through a midlife crisis where he became two times more slimy and ten times more of a whiny lil bitch. I wouldn’t touch that piece of edgy shit with a ten foot pole. His smelly ass is literally the reason why deodorant exists yet he cannot be bothered to find any since his brain is the size of a packaging peanut, and I could go on about sizes but I think I’ll stop that train of thought before I scar myself for life. Honestly he’s not even that good of a villain. He’s more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, despite being such a salty bastard. I’d say more about his personality, but there really isn’t much there to roast.” They raise an eyebrow. “How was that?”