Eliot Spencer would absolutely hold a crying kid in his arms and brush their hair back. Would probably also sit on the couch and watch football and drink a beer at the same time. He would be rubbing the kid's back with one hand and holding a beer in the other.
He'd also definitely feed them once they had calmed down enough. And by kid i don't necessarily mean a literal kid. Could be any small child or teen or even young adult. He'd hold them.
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Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again, as a fandom we donāt do enough with the fact that Hardison is canonically the forger and he made Old Nate. Like he is skilled. And I feel we can make cute OT3 fics with that.
Like Hardison needing to make a fake in a genre, not a specific painting and having Eliot and/or Parker pose for him.
Or make it sexy (semi-failed) where heās like āpose naked for meā and his partners are like āsure weirdo (affectionate)ā and he thinks itās going to be sexy, but live nude drawing isnāt really sexy, but it can be very intimate, so itās still nice and he gets emotional about how much they trust him and how they can be vulnerable with him.
Or Eliot has banned screens and Hardison is pouting about it, but then he finds a notepad, so he settles in on the couch and observes Eliot and Parker being domestic and starts sketching them. (Maybe Eliot later finds the drawing and gets emotional about it, because this is how Hardison sees him, not a murdering monster, but this soft, happy cook).
Or he makes a little drawing of Parker and gives it to her, because heās sappy. And he doesnāt expect anything of it, because Parker is more of the money as a gift kind of person, but then they need emergency cash, so he goes into one of her safes and itās in there on pillow in a nice frame surrounded by diamonds, because that little drawing he made her is as precious to her, like im crying that is so soft.
Anyways, Hardison is the forger! The possibilities are endless!!!
Headcanon that whenever Eliot cuts his hair short Parker somehow steals the leftover hair and holds a funeral for it. Invitations, fire-arrow-and-boat, black clothes, black and white photo of the back of Eliot head with the long hair, shitty cake afterwards, the whole nine yards. Itās stupid, but the whole crew attends every time they receive the invite.
Sophie: The woman? No, absolutely not. She cannot pose naturally to save her life, and gives the least believable expressions. Cameramen hate her. For a con? She embodies what a model should be. Effortless. Elegant. Effervescent.
Hardison: Can only do advertisements of professions. He gets into āconā mode like Sophie and will have the most wonderful stills of him as a lab technician, Man In Meeting, phlebotomist, and more. The moment you try getting him to model clothing or cologne, however, it all falls apart. He has a youthful over-eagerness to him that takes too much attention away from what heās modeling.
Parker: Yes! But she hates it. Due to the nature of her profession, she is constantly aware of her body and itās relation to her surroundings. She poses wonderfully, but never loses the screaming instinct to Not Be Perceived. She never makes eye contact with the camera and is always angled slightly away and poised for flight. It gives her a mysterious allure that modeling agents cannot get enough of. Itās literally her worst nightmare.
Eliot: Yes! He pretends to hate it and is incredibly embarrassed in the beginning, but the more that people fawn over him, the more he loosens up and enjoys himself. The pictures come out well. There is truly nothing this man cannot do.
Nate: Will sabotage the shoot so he doesnāt have to model. The answer to this question is [redacted].
+Bonus
Breanna: Not only can she not model, she doesnāt see the value of modeling. She thinks that the best way to sell products is by creating subtle pop-up ads people donāt pay attention to that have key words to generate interest in a product. Parker avoids her for the rest of the day due to paranoia. Eliot switches to a flip phone.
Harry: Not even if his life depended on it! He is simply too stiff and confused about the whole process. But the rest of the team lie and hype him up because they want to see him in increasingly ridiculous costumes and heās the only one who wonāt realize heās being played.
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Unsolicited Leverage headcanons in no particular order:
- Eliot actually does need glasses and he only suspiciously squints so much at people because he can't see them properly
- Part of the reason Eliot didn't tell the group about Moreau in season 3 is because he was thinking about it, but then Nate hypnotised Hardison and Eliot knew, if Nate found out that Eliot has intel and believes it would grant them an edge, it would not be unlikely he'd suffer a similar fate, and he can't have that
Not me ascribing more consequences to Schehezarade, that's crazy
- due to a Parker and Con related mix up, Peggy and McSweeten end up going on a date together, with all the miscommunication issues that entails
- The interpol pretzel cart shows up at the brewpub before the three are ready to leave the brewpub postcanon. Luckily, Hardison's anti-surveillance equipment is state of the art. The interpol pretzel cart people become regulars at the brewpub and actually start liking the coffee and the staff there, while Parker and Hardison (and the rest of the brewpub staff) keep buying pretzels at the cart with increasing glee, and Eliot absolutely cannot stop them
- Eliot buys them too, he just doesn't want anyone to know and is a bit awkward about it, but he and one of the pretzel cart people start swapping recipes, its anyone's guess if those are actually coded messages (they aren't, but Eliot and the interpol agent act as if they are)
- Every agency has a different cool nick/codename for Parker, since for all they know, "Parker" is just an alias
- None of the agencies have cool codenames for Hardison, since they know his real name and face, and Hardison will die mad about it
- Sophie is absolutely the reason Tara left the FBI
- Maggie used to have a crush on Sophie
- Sterling and Sophie actually met off the job for the first time, kinda went on a date, and got so engrossed with trying to outwit the other that they never actually spend the night together, but the night absolutely ended in something that both only refer to as 'an incident on a job' and only when drunk
- Sophie has killed a non zero number of people and Nate will never find out about them
- Hardison was part of the group that started the whole Gamestop stock thing in early 2021
Shawn and Eliot are cousins (obviously), and for some reason Shawn has to help out the team (or something else to get them to introduce each other and interact). How I think itād go:
Nate: Shawn thinks heās a little too much like Henry. He can see in Nateās stare that heās analyzing him, trying to solve him like a puzzle. Nate sees some of himself in Shawn - the dislike of authority, the observational skills, tunnel vision on a con case. Itās clear that he was also trained from a young age. Nateās curiosity is piqued. After the two have some downright awkward interactions (Nate trying to investigate and Shawn dodging to the best of his ability), Sophie suggests the two sit down and play chess to get them to lighten up. Friendly competition always forges a connection, right?
The game lasts several hours. No one wins because it ends when Eliot smacks the pieces off the board. Shawn offers to set it back up exactly how it was, but Eliotās glare shuts him up. Sophieās suggestion worked, though. Shawn will at some point mention his poker skills, and Nate, ever the competitive spirit, invites him to play a game. The team prevents this from happening at all costs.
Sophie: Having done some digging on some of Shawnās stunts, she is convinced that he has the potential to be a good grifter. While heās with the team, she tries her best to give him as many tips and tricks as possible. She has some second thoughts when hearing his attempts at various accents though. (And seeing him repeatedly fail to understand the word subtle.)
Shawn, while often joking around, and sometimes going directly against her advice (Subtle, Shawn! Itās like Parker all over againā¦), does pay attention to what she says. He has more fun with her when she takes him to a cafe. They sip their drinks and describe people in the cafe just by their tells and other observed traits. She quizzes him on how one could grift them. More fun than counting hats Shawn thinks.
Parker: She is told in advance that Shawn isnāt actually psychic. Sheās intrigued over him having an eidetic memory. Mostly over the fact that he hasnāt gone into crime (āHe could break into so many things!ā). When Shawn learns of her skills, he tells her about Gusā terrible safecracking skills and his magazine subscription. She cackles for a solid five minutes. Afterwards, she sits him down with 10 of the most popular safes and locks. She shows him how to crack each one - smug because she knows she only has to show him once.
Hardison: Shawn freaks him out. He just thinks thereās something off about him. To him, Shawnās a weird combination of Nateās observational and deductive skills and Eliotās hyper-specific knowledge about government agencies.
(Hardison is briefing the team on their current big bad. Shawn interrupts āheās a former CIA agentā The team looks at him. He shrugs.Ā
āWhy can both Spencers do that?ā Parker asks.
āDude itās obvious from hisā¦ā āItās a very distinctiveā¦ā the Spencers trail off, having spoken at the same time.
āThatās freaky, that aināt naturalā Hardison says in response.)
Shawn notices Hardisonās wariness, and naturally, decides to mess with him for a bit. Eliot supports this. This goes as well as expected.
Eliot: While he appears aloof, heās glad to see Shawn after so many years. He was initially hesitant to introduce him to the team, but he doesnāt regret it. Perhaps it gives him a small feeling of relief, or peace, to show Shawn what he does and how heās changed. How, like Shawn, heās doing good things (through morally dubious means). He knows that Shawnās tried to keep tabs on him, regardless of how well Hardisonās scrubbed him off the internet.
Shawn knows that Eliot is aware of him trying to find him. He hopes the message comes across. Heās seen enough crimes to understand that good people can get caught up in bad things. The two avoid getting sappy, but Eliot jokingly reminds Shawn that Shawn āstill owes him one for saving his ass at the Mexican borderā.
Eliot thinks Shawn would beat Nate in a game of poker. He refuses to elaborate.
on the one hand, I'm totally fine with Eliot never having a long-term partner bc he definitely has aro vibes. on the other, am I the only one who thinks he and Sophie's stepdaughter Astrid have potential??
I could definitely see Eliot being into a hardass interpol agent who isn't above bending the law in the name of a good cause.