we all know that season 3 is gonna be daniel interviewing lestat. and I just can not wait until we see how quickly daniel gets fed up with his dramatics and his perfumed unending declarations of love to louis. if he thought louis calling lestat's dick better than heroin, can you imagine?
like sure, daniel wants to fuck that green-eyed charming bastard just like the rest of vampire kind... but as someone who spent three weeks with the man, has seen him coked out and raving insane, and has a hotline bff connection to the man-- his reaction to the real lestat is gonna create the best deadpan moments.
daniel: and so how did you feel about being murdered?
lestat: heartbroken, dejected, lower than the most disgusting worm in a desecrating graveyard... but I love him still. loved him too much to ever stop him no matter what he did. my saint louis...
daniel: uhhuh, but when he slit your throat, you were cool?
lestat: have you ever been held by an angel, daniel? ever been caressed by death as your life source bathes you both in a warm everloving exilir?
daniel, remembering louis raving into a tape recording about lestat while high af: .......ffs you're both clinically insane.
