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The screen flickers with a grainy, vintage charm as a classic black-and-white film countdown reel clicks past, complete with faint static pop and fluttering dust lines.

As the reel reaches its end, the screen transitions into a warm, sepia-toned backdrop.

Title text then sweeps across the frame:

Lady Lucy (written in cute, bubbly, rounded letters)

And

Sheriff Terzo (written in classic cursive text)

present:

The screen bursts into vibrant, pastel western colors.

Bold, stylized letters are framed with sparkly pink borders as a tiny cowboy hat is perched on the first letter ("A") and a handkerchief is wrapped around the last letter ("t").

They fade onto the center of the screen:

A Tail of the Wild West

The title screen slowly fades, giving way to the charmingly makeshift set of Western-Ville, set up right in the middle of Lucy's backyard.

The town itself is clearly built out of painted cardboard boxes taped together, complete with hand-drawn wooden planks and crooked "SA-LOON" and "STOREEE" signs written in bright poster paint.

In the background, a painted bedsheet sky hangs loosely between two fence posts, and a cardboard tumbleweed rolls lazily across the lawn—pulled along by a piece of fishing line that is definitely visible if you look closely.

In the middle of the grass street, Sheriff Terzo stands in a heroically dramatic pose, hands hovering over his hips.

He is wearing a sleek black western button-down shirt with light silver fringed trim across the chest, a pink neck bandana tucked into his collar (given to him by his lovely lady), his white gloves, a studded black leather belt with a large western buckle, black trousers, and an ornate Grurucifix badge pinned over his chest, topped off with a classic black cowboy hat.

Beside him, Lady Lucy looks oh so adorable, resting a hand on her hip with a sweet smile.

She wears a sleeveless pink-and-white plaid vest with a pink tie front western crop top, daisy dukes, her dangling pink heart earrings, pink ribbons tied around the ends of her brown pigtail braids, and a fluffy, pink fuzzy-rimmed cowgirl hat adorned with a glittering tiara emblem right on the front.

"Ah, what a fine, peaceful afternoon in Western-Ville, amore," Terzo says, pitching his voice into a gravelly, theatrical cowboy drawl while staring directly into the camera lens.

"It certainly is, Sheriff," Lucy replies with cheesily false but also cute western accent, her giggle charming.

"There isn't a troublemaker in sight!"

Suddenly, a mysterious figure pops out from under a cardboard table with over the top villain energy — played by none other than Cowbell Ghoul!

He's wearing a black cowboy hat and a black bandana pulled up over his nose.

With an exaggerated 'SNATCH!' , Cowbell Ghoul yanks Terzo's black hat right off his head, quickly followed by a swift swipe that takes Lucy's favorite heart-shaped earrings straight from her ears! :0

"Hey!" Lucy gasps, hands flying to her ears.

"My hat! My magnificent hat!" Terzo cries out, his hero persona instantly crumbling into scandalized outrage as he pats his un-hatted hair.

Cowbell Ghoul lets out a theatrical, evil giggle, stuffing both items into a burlap sack before dashing across the backyard grass, kicking up a dramatic little pile of craft-foam dust behind him.

Terzo turns to Lucy in pure distress. "This is an outrage, my love! How am I to uphold justice without my signature headwear?!"

Lucy places a comforting hand on his arm, her eyes twinkling. "Don't panic, Sheriff. We have a secret weapon that no outlaw can outrun."

She turns toward a cardboard sheriff's station resting on the lawn and lets out a sweet whistle.

Out from the station doors trots the tiny, mighty hero of the hour: Weenie!

She's wearing a miniature brown cowboy hat with a tiny gold star in the middle.

Her snout twitches rapidly, sniffing the air, and her tail wags at a mile a minute as she let out a proud, squeaky "Ruff!"

"Go get 'em, Deputy Weenie!" Lucy cheers softly, pointing down the backyard grass "trail".

Weenie lowers her nose, picking up the thief's scent instantly.

With her short little legs working in high gear, she sets off, Terzo and Lucy following close behind.

...

Across the lawn, Cowbell Ghoul comes to a sudden halt right at the rear backyard fence—a total dead end!

He whirls around in panic, clutching his sack of stolen loot tightly.

Suddenly, a sharp, fierce "Ruff!" echoes across the yard.

Cowbell Ghoul looks down.

Standing a few paces away is Deputy Weenie, planted firmly on the grass with a fierce, determined glare on her adorable face.

Cowbell Ghoul lets out a raspy, evil chuckle, stepping into the dramatic standoff.

The camera instantly begins cutting back and forth in classic 1960s Spaghetti Western style—dramatically zooming rapidly in and out on Weenie's steady, squinting eyes, then quick-cutting to a tight close-up on Cowbell Ghoul's masked face, complete with dramatic cowboy standoff music playing in the background.

Cowbell Ghoul reaches for his holster with lightning speed and pulls out a bright orange-and-blue toy water gun!

He aims it straight at Weenie—but before he can even pull the trigger, he gasps loudly, tossing the water gun into the air as he dramatically clenches his chest with a hand.

He staggers backward like a classic silent-film actor having a total heart attack.

With an over-the-top, slow-motion groan, he collapses flat onto his back in the grass, laying entirely motionless as the burlap sack slumps onto the lawn beside him.

Weenie doesn't hesitate for a second.

She trots right over to the fallen "outlaw," grabs the edge of the burlap sack in her teeth, and proudly drags it back to Terzo and Lucy.

"Deputy Weenie! You did it!" Lucy squeals with delight, reaching into the bag as she instantly pulls out her pink heart earrings and puts them back on.

"Justice has prevailed, thanks to our bravest deputy!" Terzo declares heroically, reaching in to retrieve his black cowboy hat and placing it back over his hair with a flourish.

Both of them look down at their tiny dachshund, absolutely beaming with pride as Weenie wags her tail so hard her whole back end wiggles.

Terzo swoops down and gently scoops Weenie up into his arms, holding her right at eye level.

With matching, adoration-filled smiles, both he and Lucy lean in at the exact same moment to press a sweet kiss to each side of Weenie's cheeks.

Lucy tenderly places her hand over Terzo's gloved one.

Right as their lips press against the little doggy's face, the backyard magically transforms through movie editing magic into a dazzling, dreamy canvas of soft pinks, some yellow, glowing sparkles, and floating hearts! 💖 💛 ✨️

With another quick editing pop, a pair of dark sunglasses with some rhinestone on them instantly snaps onto Terzo's face, while a pair of pink heart-shaped sunglasses appears over Lucy's eyes.

Down in the middle, a tiny, innocent pink blush appears on Weenie's cheeks as she happily sticks her little tongue out in pure bliss.

The scene holds for a long, picture-perfect moment before dissolving into the final credit screen.

Instead of standard scrolling text, the screen displays a charming, childlike crayon drawing of Sheriff Terzo, Lady Lucy, and Deputy Weenie standing hand-in-hand under a giant, bright yellow sun.

Above their heads, the words "THE END" are written in big, colorful block letters surrounded by drawn hearts.

Down at the very bottom, in tiny, slightly wobbly handwriting, it reads: "Drawn by Cowbell Ghoul".

...

The Ministry movie room overhead lights hum to life.

Instantly, a warm wave of enthusiastic applause and cheerful laughter erupts from the small cluster of Sisters sitting in the rows of plush theater seats!

Sitting right in the center row was Terzo - now clad in his full, regal Papa attire - and Lucy, who sat comfortably in her casual everyday outfit, beaming with absolute delight as Weenie lays contentedly in her lap.

Lucy turns toward Terzo, her eyes dancing with excitement as the applause dies down. "See, baby? I told you! They loved it!"

"Well, I suppose my theatrical range is quite undeniable on the big screen, cara mia."

After all, it wasn't his first time shining on camera—he had starred in the "Square Hammer" music video, which practically felt like a full cinematic masterpiece in its own right.

"Oh, speaking of your theatrical range..." Lucy giggles playfully.

Reaching behind her back, she pulls out a sleek, folded black supervillain costume with a dramatic flourish.

"How about we make a superhero movie next?"

A sweet, mischievous smile curls on her lips.

"I'd love to see a certain someone in some tights~"

She winks at him.

Terzo's eyes widen slightly under his paint before turning into tiny black dots, his posture faltering some for a split second as a small flustered warmth climbs up his cheeks.

Lucy giggles and turns her attention down to the little dachshund resting in her lap.

"Weenie, what do you think? Superhero movie?"