#neferpitou

the fact that pitou’s demise is rooted in the fact that they chose their dick over their common sense that one time. sooooo many things could have been done differently to assuage gon’s rage, but like, gon wasn’t pitou’s problem. fresh out that cocoon, that thang was HORNY. kite too made the mistake of engaging with a horny ant fresh out the sac cuz he too was itching for a fight with a predator he thought worthy of fighting. match made in hell. literally none of this is gon’s fault!

nobinary who meows, evil twink, gymrat, mama’s boy who doesn’t care about his mama. there’s a twin sister here literally no one cares about except for a brother they also don’t care about. just your average asian siblings 😩

the pitou and pouf dynamic is undefeated. they both loved their little brother, but pitou was emotionally intelligent enough to understand that letting little bro’s girlfriend die would also kill little bro, meanwhile pouf said NO to love marriage on account of the emotionally incestuous feelings he inherited from their mama. THE siblings of all time. not even benny and halkenburg have reached this level of toxicity and benny actually did successfully kill halkenburg’s body 😂

AU where pitou is kite’s years long situationship and gon hates pitou more than literally everyone else, but it’s ok bc kite lowkey hates pitou too (but he’s marrying them anyway cuz weeeeeeeee!)