#leoneabbachio

No! I have my dignity to uphold

These are the members who would rather die than let the national treasures be whipped out on display for the whole team to see. It's not a matter of insecurity they would say, it's just highly unprofessional and entirely rude to have your genitals dangling in public!

Prosciutto

He can tolerate half-nakedness from his colleagues given that the portion subjected to nudity would be on the upper part of their bodies but to have them parading around the common spaces completely naked? Absolutely not! This man would make every nagging mother around the world proud, scolding the offenders in rapid Italian when he so much as sees an inappropriate amount of skin exposed.

"For the love of God, Formaggio! At least put some underwear on before you poke someone's eye out."

Panacotta Fugo

For someone who literally has holes in his pants in his usual garb, Fugo is really conscious when his legs are completely exposed so to even think about removing all his article of clothing is simply unthinkable!

"I know they have holes dammit!... It's not the same! You literally have your bits dangling around for everyone to see!"

Pesci

Very insecure about his body. He won't even dare think about going out of his room without his shirt on when Prosciutto is around to nag him. He'll be having an earful if he did!

"Oh definitely not! I wouldn't want big bro to have another reason to get mad at me 👉👈."

Narancia Ghirga

Doesn't really think about it but will never consider doing it. That's Abbachio and Mista's thing.

"Ehh?? Going out naked? Only Mista and Abbachio have the balls do that. Haha, get it? They have the balls to do it."

Oopsie / Ah fuck it!

Will not actively walk out naked just for the heck of it but when they are put in a situation where they have no choice but to walk out naked, will do so without batting an eyelash. If they feel a little daring, they will most likely do it at night when the chances of being caught with their junk out is slim.

Bruno Bucciaratti

The chances of him walking around in public completely naked is very situational and in this particular situation would be because he had added his clothes to the pile of laundry he had to do this morning but forgetting to get a towel to wrap around himself on the way back his room. The idea had sounded very efficient and practical until a few seconds after he had closed the door of the washing machine.

"Ah good day, Narancia. You caught me in a very embarassing situation but let me explain. You see, I went to do the laundry today and absentmindedly put my current clothes into the washing machine thinking that it was a brilliant idea to also include my favorite shirt so that I may wear it again tomorrow. Haha The idea is very much a failure now, I realized, and *ahem* what I'm trying to say is, can I borrow the thing around your waist to make the journey back to my room a little less humiliating?"

Ghiaccio

Okay okay, so technically he has white album on when he activates his stand right so does that mean that every time he kills a non-stand user with White Album on, he’s actually appearing before them naked? And what if Sorbet and Gelato don’t have stands, will that one time that Ghiaccio appeared before them with White Album activated actually be the first time Ghiaccio let a person other than himself see him in all his cheeked-up glory? Who knows? 

“Why are you asking stupid questions? Wait, wait. In fact, why does it even fucking matter? So what if they saw me naked before they died? They ought to be thankful they got to see this in their last moments and not a face like that (Illuso: Now wait just a m-) because this is as good as it gets!”

Illuso

Formaggio will mostly tease him about refusing to get naked in public himself after throwing a jab about the size of his junk. Formaggio would call him a coward and pressure him to prove him wrong. That he wasn't afraid to prove to him that there's something of worth under all the pillowy layers of Illuso's outfit. Illuso just scoffs at his taunts. Only a child will answer to his schoolyard jabs. He's too mature for this, he should jusy walk away like the adult he is. He would never stoop so low. He would never-

"Oh yeah? Oh yeah?? You want to see something big huh? I'll show you big. Pesci! Come get me a ruler! We'll settle this right here, right now."

Giorno Giovanna

The chances of him even thinking about going naked is also situational but unless his clothing somehow magically disappears, say Abbachio pulling a prank on him and taking his clothes whilst he is in the shower, he will not hesitate to go out and brave the stares he will undoubtedly attract. It's just a few people anyway.

"Where'd you clothes go, Giovanna?"

"Leone, give the boy his clothes back."

"Ah no worries, I turned my hair into a skirt made of leaves. See?"

"Where did- you know what, nevermind. Go put some clothes on, Giorno."

i swear, giorno’s sicko mode is the best thing we can see soon in vento aureo

Bruno

ever the reliable one, Bruno will simply zip open the jars for you and that goes for any product you have trouble opening/tearing apart!

If you actually want him to uncap one though be ready to catch a glimpse of his tummy because he always wraps the lid with his shirt before uncapping a jar

Doesn't have a decent explanation as to why he does the shirt thing but it works so he does it anyway

Abbachio

Abbachio has really sweaty hands so expect to see him struggle to open stubborn jars

Wipes his hands first before his attempt and gets really frustrated when his fingers slide against the lid

May also attempt Bruno's method and wrap a cloth (or usually his shirt 🤤) around the lid

Fugo

Knows the tricks of opening jars but won't tell you how

He likes how you depend on him even if it's as small as opening jars for you

It's the most interaction he can get with how shy he is around you

The go-to when you want jars opened

Mista

Has a really cool trick for opening stubborn jars!

He'll lightly tap the edges of a lid before easily uncapping a jar with a loud pop.

The pistols will hear the pop and immediately manifest to beg for food

Basically, you will have to share some of the contents every time you ask Mista for help

Giorno

Will have no trouble opening stubborn jars for you

Need that nacho dip opened? Of course, amore. Pop! Done.

Will also like how you depend on him for help for something as simple as opening a jar

So he tightly caps the lid back on

Narancia

Is super ecstatic to help you out and would voluntarily take the jar from you so he can open it

Actually he just takes the jar and tosses it to Mista or Fugo so they can open it

Totally takes all the credit

Will occasionally not be able to throw the container properly and end up with a mess

Trish

Doesn't want her nails ruined so asks one of the boys to do it

Will usually go for Fugo or Mista

Will take it from their hands after the deed is done and hand it to you herself

Abbachio rubs his face with his hands and sighed tiredly before propping his chin on his palms to stare at you who was currently munching away on the mangoes he went and scoured the whole city to find only to have some grown by Giorno at 2am in the morning. Pregnant women sure are a handful but seeing the smile on his beloved's lips does make the effort all worth it in the end. He reached out to rub away some juice from your cheeks, lightly scolding you for eating so messily.

"Tsk, you're making a mess."