His kids just won't listen to him. They have to learn the hard way, just like he had when he was their age.

Risotto Nero

My man was just trying to enjoy some time almost alone on the porch. But then he head kids screaming and running to him. Turns out his little troublemakers knocked down a beehive.

This man has one kid. And he always has to supervise him in everything. Those clothes can't get dirty!

He ended up with a few bites to shelter his kids.

Prosciutto

He turns around for a second to grab a cold beer from you and his kid is already on top of the tree.

He is fishing in the river right next to his house. But he still keeps an eye on the twin girls playing in the sandbox on his lawn.

He is considering a leash for his kid. Seriously.

Pesci

He just wants to have some alone time, and his daughters probably get it. Or the girls are too busy eating sand. Who knows.

Melone

Man has 4 kids in ages 8 to 1, he is not getting any rest, but he still loves them.

He is forced to supervise his kids in a kiddie pool in the backyard. And probably use a whole tub of sunscreen in himself and his kids.

He has to suffer while you tan on your towel a few meters away from the pool. But he isn't complaining, at least he got a nice view on you.

Formaggio

Fun dad. He took his twin sons to a skate park, so you can enjoy a day off with your friends.

Probably bought a whole first aid kit with him too, because his boys like adrenaline just as much as him.

Scraped knees and that carpet burn on his elbow are burning, but what he won't do for his little monsters, right?

Illuso

His kid is an introvert. Being outside the house is pure torture for him. Too damn bad. Because Illuso has errands to run in the city and Lorenzo is coming with him.

The car ride is terrible. Little boy is screaming and crying the whole way. But he gets to pick out a new toy, so it's good.

Ghiaccio

He probably signed up his kid for Calculus during summer.

Fiorenzo was not happy. Not happy. To the point of throwing a tantrum the whole way while Ghiaccio drove him to summer school.

In exchange, Fiorenzo woke him up at the crack of dawn by turning out the TV in your bedroom every day for two weeks.