#wry

In an ever growing attempt to gain even more power, DIO sets his sights forth in the wondrous and developing lands of Japan. He, of course, wasn’t affiliated with this strange area of the world. They had these weird things called trains that flew by him as well as planes and stuff. That shit didn’t look like triangles back in the ‘80s!

Asides from that, he stumbled upon some random countryside farmland that seemed nice. The buildings weren’t as grandeur as his palace though, so naturally he’d laugh at the size of them. However, his world changed as he saw a blue hair, blue tie, perhaps hiding in your wi-fi (whatever the fuck that means), girl walking down the dust path. It was HER, HATSUNE MIKU. 

“Hatsune Miku, it is I, DIO,” DIO said with such excitement in his eyes. He couldn’t imagine the power Miku held.

Miku, with her leek on both hands, looked at DIO curiously, wondering why he had called her directly.

“This stand arrow in my hands will showcase your true power!” DIO yelled, “Join me and together we could rule humanity!”

“Excuse me, are you British?”

DIO seemed confused, “Why does this question even matter? Ethnicities aren’t the defining trait of a person! That’s MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! What matters is overcoming your own humanity!”

Miku spun her head left and right, “Oh no… Oh no, no, no, no, no!” She crossed her hands and threw them away against each other, “Hatsune Miku DOES NOT talk to British people!”

“Like I said. ETHNICITIES AREN’T THE DEFINING TRAIT OF SOMEONE! Miku, why aren’t you accepting this gift of opportunity? Why won’t you reject your humanity and become a GOD like me?”

“And the yellow clothing! You are NOT Rin or Len Kagamine!”

DIO paused, he didn’t seem to understand what the hell was going on. He composed his thoughts for a second.

“Who the fuck are they?”

“And those green heart decos! You must be bisexual as well!”

DIO was enraged, “SEXUALITY DOES NOT DEF-”

“JEEZ! BRITISH OR BISEXUAL PICK A STRUGGLE!”

“AND WHAT STRUGGLE DO YOU HAVE?”

“Lesbiab-”

DIO slammed his foot on the ground, “This is USELESS, USELESS, USELESS! Take this, Miku, and ACCEPT becoming a GOD!”

He threw the stand arrow at her, piercing through her heart. She flew back and knelt on the ground. A stand came out of her… it was herself?

“WHAT?” DIO was confused, “WHY IS YOUR POWER YOURSELF? YOU’RE JUST USELESS!”

“Take this, DIO! Nobody can just deflect 世界で (The World i think idk i google translated-)!”

DIO raised his arms to show himself to the world, “ZA WARUDO!”

Time stopped. Everything stopped flowing. She seemed to be stuck and paralyzed.

“This is The World… Though, since time has stopped for you, you can neither see nor feel it-”

Miku moved her eyes. DIO moved backwards.

“So it’s the same type of stand as MIKU.”

“NANI???”

“Sekaiiiii dee~”

Hatsune Miku ran towards DIO with her stand and did a barrage! Hit with punches and kicks unlike any other stand, DIO was hit with pain and pain and even more. Eventually, DIO’s time stop ability seemed to be wearing out.

“Time resumes.”

DIO was blasted towards the sky, being less visible with each second. Miku waved goodbye at him. 

Oh yeah, Diavolo died somewhere so effectively this is canon-