#leogate

Leo Mik incorrect quotes

Ft. Leonardo, Micheal, Will, Mikhail, Lucas

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Leo: What is love?

Mikhail: An emotional minefield.

Will: A neurochemical reaction.

Micheal: Baby don't hurt me.

10/10 canon.

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Lucas: Hey, let’s mess with Leo, guys!

Mikhail: Hey, Leo, your momma so fat-

Leo: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.

Micheal: Well, uh- your dad-

Leo: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.

Mikhail: The fuck-

Will: Well then...

Lucas: Stop, Will!

Will: Your grandparents so-

Leo: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.

Leo: You cannot best me, mortals.

Switch Leo with Mik and it still works lol 7/10

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Mikhail: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Will: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Lucas: Drunk.

Leo: Wasted.

Micheal: Dead.

10/10 kill Micheal /j

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The Squad: *walking at the mall*

Will: Hey, have any of you guys seen Micheal? They’ve been gone for a while..

Mikhail: Eh, nope.

Leo: No, I haven’t...

Lucas: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.

Micheal: Hey.

Will: Ooh, there you are-

Mikhail: What the fu-

Lucas: I- where were you?!

Micheal: Walking right behind you guys.

10/10 Leo🤝Mikhail:Tall af

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Mikhail: Lucas is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.

Micheal: Yes.

Will: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Lucas: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Micheal: What truce?

Mikhail: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Leo: Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

4/10 falls flat for me

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Will: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Leo: IT.

Mikhail: Annabelle.

Lucas: Paranormal Activity.

Micheal: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

10/10 jealous Leo canon.

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Mikhail: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Leo: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Lucas: I kicked Micheal in the shin-

Micheal: -So I kicked Lucas between the legs.

Will: I burned a town down.

10/10 there was more but I cut it off here bc literally canon

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Leo: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Micheal: Several traffic violations.

Lucas: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Will: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Mikhail: Also, that’s not our car.

10/10 bitch can you even own a car in America?

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Lucas: Would never stab anyone.

Will: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Micheal: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Leo: Would stab without warning.

Mikhail: Would stab as a warning.

8/10 canon but we been knew this

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Will: You three, explain right now!

Mikhail: It was Micheal.

Leo: It was Micheal.

Lucas: It was Micheal.

Micheal:

Micheal: …fuck.

Do I even have to say anything?

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Mikhail: Are we really going to let Micheal keep Leo?

Lucas: We kept Will.

9/10 yes.

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I saw @madwheelerz say Mike gets a new bf bc Will was dating Lucas exclusively so I made a Mikhailgate-Inspired edit of Leonardo