#leo chingwake

Anon, congratulations! You've earned the Red-Doesn't-Understand-Leo award!

Use it in good health. 🏆

Definition of silly as I'm using it, according to Merriam-Webster:

playfully lighthearted and amusing

Those ‘70s Comics: 3215

or “That one time everyne got Extra(tm) for the Secret Santa thing for no reason at all”, from this post and all this series of edits and headcanons:

- It all started with the gang doing Secret Santa and Kitty finding out about it. She thought it was a fun idea and lowkey dropped hints that she wanted in and was ready to guilt trip them into accepting, until Jackie suggested she, Red and Bob should participate, since they are using the house as the place for the exchange and they need someone else since Buddy was in.

- Laurie came home that time, seeing how everyone was getting ready for the event, she made Fez into getting her in and they were back to square one where they needed someone else. Kitty invited Pastor Dave at the same time Hyde invited Leo, and they were back at it.

- So Hyde told his dad and Angie, making sure this time that no one else had invited anyone else so the number won’t be wanky again. They almost suceed, but then Brooke hear them talk about it and they felt awkward for not including her, so Donna invited her.

- They spend the long of the last week of November thinking who they could add, and then Fez went official with Caroline for the second time, and in a desperate move, Eric invited her.

- Red did the papers to sort everyone out and changed his for, like, three times until Kitty called him out. The first round, most people weren’t ok with their picks, so there was a second one and a third, by the fourth Red made them all into accepting their partner and shut the fuck up.

- It began lowkey, people getting notes and candies, nothing out the normal, and then one day Brooke gets a book, Donna gets a vynil, and so on until people are getting jewerly and watches and straight up money.

- No one knows why suddenly every gifted got so extra, but everyone also knows they are not doing this ever again unless there’s a money limit for everyone because, wow, the rich people in the group are ruining other people’s life.

- A phone appears in Eric’s locker. It’s one of those cheap ones you can get on every Seven Eleven, but still. It’s from his gifter. He gets texts from them every day. Whoever the gifter is, they have won the Extra(tm award.

- Everyone starts doing bets on who is Eric’s gifter and what he will be getting the big day, Red puts down every bet on a board in the basement with a count down until the big day.

- It turns out to be Jackie and everyone has lost their money because they thought it was Buddy. Buddy was Brooke’s gifter, so he was the one who started everything.

- There’s a money limit for next year’s Secret Santa.

5. Hyde's Store Gets Robbed

suggested by @louxisalhama

Hyde and Leo enter Grooves on a Monday morning. The milk crates holding record albums are all in the wrong places. Hyde's favorite Led Zeppelin poster is missing. Hyde: What the hell? We've been robbed, man! Leo [checking his jeans pockets]: Oh, no! My pockets are empty. Hyde: They're always empty! You carry your money in your vest. Leo [checking his vest]: Oh, right. Hyde dashes to the cash register and opens it. He counts the money. Hyde: Huh. Dough is all there. Leo: That thing makes bread? Wow, modern technology, man. Hyde: Who the hell would screw up my store like this? And how? I freakin' locked the place last night. Leo [pointing toward the ceiling]: Hey, there's a camera up there. Hyde: The security tape. Hyde gets the tape out of the recorder and puts it into the TV/VCR combo behind the register counter. He and Leo watch as he, Leo, Fez, and Jackie sit in the listening pit, having a circle. Hyde decries the state of music, saying disco and pop are destroying the youth. Fez: What youth? Jackie [laughing, high]: Steven, calm down. I've listened to pop music all my life, and I'm perfect. Hyde: Oh, God. [Frantically, Hyde goes through the milk crates and yanks out any album he thinks might poison society. Then he goes to his favorite Led Zeppelin poster.] Hyde: I won't let them get you. Jackie: Who are you talking about? Hyde: Them, man! [Hyde takes the Zeppelin poster off the wall and rolls it up. He tosses the store keys to Jackie.] Hyde: Lock up. I've gotta get this [indicates the poster] to safety.

[Hyde runs out of the store.] Present: Hyde shuts off the security tape. Hyde: I ransacked my own store? What was in that stash last night? Leo [laughing]: Whatever it was, you had too much, man. Potato sack races are dangerous. Hyde [patting Leo on the shoulder]: Right, Leo. Right.

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