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They Moved The Moon - Chapter Seven

Shake Your Fist at Lightning

“You don’t think it’s gonna work, do you?”

Caroline swiveled her chair towards her boss. “This is one of the most complex endeavors we’ve ever undertaken,” she reminded him. “We’ve already made incredible progress with it. But getting it right takes time.”

“Time we don’t have,” Cave finished for her.

Caroline nodded, turning her worried gaze down toward the floor.

Cave leaned back in his chair. “Well, we’ll have to wait and see how the next tests go…”

Caroline raised her head again at his response. “What happened to getting mad?”

“I am mad, Caroline. Furious,” Cave clarified. “But I can’t even walk more than five feet anymore. If I’m gonna fight for someone, it would be stupid to pick myself. Cave Johnson’s a losing hand these days.”

“Sir…?” Caroline asked hesitantly.

“Caroline…” Cave began. He took as deep a breath as he could muster before continuing. “You would make the perfect CEO here.”

Read from the beginning here.

Image is from the Aperture Desk Job game files.

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Should Cave Johnson from Portal 2 join the tumblr found family?

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#cave johnson #portal 2 #portal #portal cave johnson #cave johnson portal #also asked to tag:#lemon rant #idk what that means but ok #adoption poll #no image submitted #tags submitted #redemption event

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Demand life gives you muffins! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Ditzy Doo lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the pony who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get Doctor Hooves to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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#mlp #derpy hooves #portal 2 #lemon rant #my little portal #doctor hooves #ditzy doo #muffins mlp #cave johnson

Luigi says: When life gives you lemons DON'T MAKE LEMONADE MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK GET MAD, I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE LUIGI LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN

#luigisays #luigi says #luigi #LEMONS #lemon #when life gives you lemons #lemon rant #im not gonna do something like this ever again #i probably will do something like this again

cave johnson is the only karen i respect

“Demand to see life’s manager!” - Cave Johnson, 2011

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Hello! I just played Portal in french a bit with @lxstingravity and found some interesting stuff!

But by far, the best thing is the Lemon Rant, so I translated the translation for you!

“Alright, I've been thinking, when life makes you fall down, getting back up is not enough! We need to break this bitch's kneecap! An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth! ‘Try to get back up now bitch!’ I swear, life will regret the day it tried to make Cave Johnson fall down! ‘You know who I am? I'm the big bad wolf who's going to bring your house down! I'll make my engineers installed kneecaps on your house, just so I can break them!’”

I hope you’ve enjoyed! :D

#I really like that translation #not only because Cave wants to break kneecaps #but also because that’s the best thing they could have replaced the lemons with #When life gives you lemons saying doesn’t exist in french #at least from my knowledge #and the wolf thing is a reference to the three little piggies tale #Portal 2 #Portal #cave johnson #Lemon rant

“Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking!”

Day 8: Favorite Part of Any of the Games

Okay there’s a bunch of prompts for ‘best part’ and ‘funniest line’ but since there’s so many that I could never choose, I’m just gonna take a few of the many lines and scenes I find funny. For instance, the lemon rant :) Kind of on the topic, have you guys seen Ellen McLain read off the rant as Caroline? Because it’s great and you should. See y’all tomorrow

#portal #portal 2 #Portalber #Portalber day 8 #Glados #potatOS #Cave Johnson #lemon rant #portal art

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you white chocolate, don't make white chocolate blondies! Make life take the white chocolate back! Get mad! I don't want your dumb white chocolate, what am I supposed to do with this!? Make life rue the day it thought it could give Chara white chocolate! Do you know who I am!? I’m the kid who’s gonna burn your house down! WITH THE WHITE CHOCOLATE!!! I’m gonna get Undyne to invent a bar of white chocolate that burns your house down!

*Undyne would totally be down to do this [the woman set fire to her own house, wants a hot fridge, and tried to cook popsicles in another life, and now she's a scientist? Bring it on!!]

*Chara would actually not. [But it was funny tho]

*Frisk kinda likes white chocolate, but I picture them as saying the Glados parts.

"Aren't you tired of being nice? Dont you just wanna go crazy?"

#not canon #white chocolate #chocolate rant #portal #lemon rant

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