#lehra

I have two accounts!!

The first one is currently AR 52 halfway into 53, and the other is AR 48 halfway into 49 ywy

I dont judge whoever character it is you main because I love each one of them and my characters are flexible enough to fit whatever role you give me on the team~

You want me to carry you? I got you!! My level 90 Razor (cons 3, two talents lvl 9 and the other one already crowned, crit rate 68% and crit dmg over 180%, energy recharge 140%) and I will do everything we can to protect you as well as fight every single enemy for you if you wish us to <33 (his crit hits are usually only 25k+ using his burst but the highest I’ve reached with him is over 80k+ believe it or not) (im still building him up so im really excited once I finally get to be satisfied enough with my build for him)

Oh? You want me to assist you and have an attack boost? I’d love to!! My lvl 90 Bennett (cons 3, talents are lvl 8 with his burst lvl 9, hp over 20k, atk over 2k, energy recharge over 180%) is always ready to join you in your adventure team! We’ll try our hardest to boost you up and make you stronger, dear friend ^^

A healer, but not Bennett since you want to be the one using him? Totally fine by me!! I have a lvl 80 Diona (cons 3) that will assist you and make sure that your characters won’t die- Oh! And we’ll also protect you as much as possible using her icy shield, of course ywy

Someone who will gather all of the enemies so that you can properly execute your own attacks? My lvl 80 Venti will be perfect for the job!! No worries of your character’s burst missing because we’ll gather them in one place so you can perform elegantly and beautifully, darling <33

You want me to use Xiao instead because you’re a simp for him? No need to be so embarrassed, dear! Although he’s always grumpy, my lvl 80 Xiao and I will serve and protect you so you have no need to worry your pretty little head over dealing with enemies (he is as stronk as razor so he also deals big boi dmg ywy)

Oho? An infinite supply of elemental shields? I believe my lvl 80 Albedo (con 1) will suffice!! We’ll always apply an elemental status to the enemy and have Albedo’s skill so that we can create shields in order to protect you and make sure you’re always safe

Petrify the enemies? My lvl 80 Zhongli is at your beck and call!! Although his build may not seem much, his damage may be even equal to my razor if i dare say so myself, really stronk!!

I also have a lvl 70 Kaeya and lvl 50 Diluc who Im currently leveling and building up, as well as farming materials for Childe once he comes home so that I can have the whole boyband up and running to carry you, my dearest <33

I have all four stars and most of them have decent builds each (even tho some of them are under leveled) so just say the word and ill use them for you!

I have most five stars, (if you count some of them being on my other accounts) with Klee, Mona, Jean, and Hu Tao included... so if you wish to see them ill gladly switch for you hehe

I actually take care of five accounts in total (two of which are mine, one of them my sister’s, and the other two my cousins’) so if you ever need a build for a certain character don’t hesitate to approach me for some advice or guidance!! ^^

Im not too rich in mora, since it went down from 4m to 1m after maxing out Razor and Benny along with talents of the other characters in my teams so my apologies :”))

What I do have is more than 30 wishes (some of them converted already) for you because its you that I truly wish to come home

Im very familiar with the whole map so far (since I used to farm almost daily) so if you want to farm materials then ill gladly point and guide you to the best spots and even let you take mine if you need them! ywy

I know how to play a few songs using the lyre (from religiously practicing and watching videos from the internet) so ill play a tune that will soothe your heart <3 of course, if you’d let me to, my darling~! (yk i had to learn how to play a few ricky montgomery songs)

Some of my friends consider me as good luck since I’ve never lost to the 50/50 before, (diluc and keqing came from the permanent banner) and ill share my luck with you so that you have no worries of losing it anymore in the future!

I play on mobile (not to mention im a razor main) so you dont have to feel bad if your internet is bad because same :”))

Even if I play on mobile, my aim is actually quite good- so you can always count on me to shoot those hilichurls down dead, as well as shoot an arrow to your heart to show everyone that you’re mine! ;)

Let’s hold hands while going on a date!! I know some of the best spots to take pictures and i promise to defeat anything that stands in our way

You dont even have to do anything!! You can watch while i do all the work because ill do everything for you and you wont have to stress yourself out

Again, if you want to, ill be your sugar mommy friend! Thank you for reading and ill be waiting for your reply, darling

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LEHRA PUT THE BAGUETTE AWAY WE CAN DISCUSS ABOUT THIS IN A CIVIL MANNER 😢😢🙏🏽

By Lehra-Celestia

In the land foreign and far, a star fell from the heavens.

  Falling and falling… the phantom of its shine followed silently behind as it fell into a small body of freshwater. 

  An older figure, who was busy studying the budding starflowers in the lake, noticed the sudden disturbance of the pool of liquid. 

  “Hello…?”

  Silence followed the person’s question. 

  Heaving out a sigh, they stood up from their crouching position and placed their journal inside the messenger bag they carried on their person. A hand reaches for one of the blossoming flowers with the intention of bringing one home— before their attention is instead shifted towards the ethereal sight before their eyes. 

  The cloudless night made way for the stars to shine brightly amongst the dusky welkin; while the glowing petals of the starflowers complimented the atmosphere and made the scenery even more heavenly.

  “Ahh how lovely, you can see how bright the stars are from the water’s reflection!” Their soothing voice speaks quietly to nobody in particular. 

  Frantically, the individual brings out their journal once more and began scribbling out their thoughts, “The radiant stars reflected by the distant allure of the waters — January 21.”

  “There!” They smile thoughtfully and again put away their leather bound notebook. Sparing one last glance to the heavenly sight she was blessed by the deities above to see, they turn away and begin their trek back home. 

  “Truly, It was a miracle seeing you.” 

  Finally, the star burnt out.

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The day after, the same person prepares for their daily storytelling for the children of the village. 

  Welcoming the same kids who always come back to listen to their wondrous tales, they also notice the little one peeking from afar. Sending them a warm smile, the child receives it with wide eyes before swiftly hiding back behind the safety of the cobblestone wall. 

  The storyteller looks on with amusement and shakes their head. 

  “Lady Exiled! Lady Exiled!,” One of the taller kids calls for their attention, “Can you please continue on where we left off from yesterday?”

  “Why of course my dear! Which one in particular was it again?” 

  “The one about the, the fellow with the hair— uhhh... the red one!” 

  “Oh? You want to hear more about ‘Abandoned by the Altar’?” Their melodious laugh brings comfort to the people gathering.

  Small murmurs of approval can be heard while the excitement is clear as day from the younger children’s faces. 

  “Alright then! Now, where were we…”

  The storyteller vivaciously shares their story as the listeners pay close attention to the characters that are brought to life by their simple yet intricately chosen words. 

  Curiously, the little one from before yet again peeks out from the edge of their hiding place and listens in on the adult’s grand storytelling. 

  A tale of two childhood friends slowly drifting apart from each other. 

  Saddened yet intrigued, the small child continues to let their guard down and approach the gathering albeit for only a short distance. Noticing the youngin with eyes wide full of wonder and interest, the great storyteller makes their voice louder in hopes that the child would be able to hear the tale better even from afar. 

  The little one becomes flustered when they realize they have been caught. Quickly, they spring back in the direction of the stone structure and hide from the storyteller once more. 

  Behind the wall, the small child let out pants while still hearing the calming voice of the storyteller go on with the story. They recall the warm smile that was sent their way and the small eye contact that they shared with one another earlier.

  ‘Warm… You’re so warm…’

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  “Would you like to join us?” It happened after a week of hiding and shying away from the great storyteller, when the little one was finally approached by the adult themself and invited to participate in the group activity they were holding. It was a day for the children who often listened in on Exiled’s storytelling to be the ones to instead share their own tales with the others.

  Too embarrassed to speak, the small child nods while the adult yells excitedly.

  About to lead the little one to the lively crowd, a small tug to their sleeve makes the storyteller halt in their tracks.

  “Yes, my child?” 

  So comforting and delicate, no wonder the children all loved the storyteller. The little one tugs yet again and the taller person leans down to listen to the child’s request.

  “Is it okay if I… hold your hand?”

  “Oh.” The adult blinked owlishly before offering one of their hands, “Sure thing my dear, I don’t mind it at all.” 

  The small child flushes and puts their smaller hand on top of the storyteller’s. They gently held the little one’s hand and sent an assuring smile their way before walking to the small gathering of chattering kids.

  Upon reaching the others, the little one shyly tucks a piece of hair behind their ear before gaining the courage to introduce themself, “My name… it’s Lehra.”

  Eagerly, one of the taller kids beckons the child closer and reaches out their hand. 

  “Nice to meet you Lehra! Call me chuuni, ah?” 

  Soon enough, little Lehra didn’t realize when it happened, but words began flowing from their mouth almost like a waterfall. Messy yet unique, ideas and tales woven by their own mouth were shared with the others— and of course, the great storyteller.

  Rewarding the small child with smiles of approval and warm inputs of opinion, each one that the storyteller gave little Lehra made their heart completely sing in joy. It was obvious the little one admired the storyteller very much and valued their opinion most of all. 

  As the different hues of orange and pink painted the sky, and as their little activity came to its eventual end, the kids bid each other farewell one by one. Little Lehra closely sticks to the storyteller Exiled as they both see off the rest of the children. Their smaller hand is cradled by the older figure.

  Exiled hums in thought, “You should get home soon, sweetie, it’s almost late.”

  Although not obvious from the dear’s demure demeanor, there’s a whirlwind of emotions wreaking havoc within little Lehra’s mind.

  ‘Home? I don’t have one... I was thinking… maybe…?’

  “Can I…”

  The great storyteller gives the child a hum to let them know she was listening.

  “...Stay here, with you as my mother?”

  A moment of silence passes by. Judging by their reaction, Exiled was certainly not expecting to be asked such a question by the young child. Guilty and embarrassed, little Lehra was about to apologize and retract their previous words, when suddenly—

  “Of course you can, my sweet Lehra.”

  Their other hand was raised up and gently patting the small child’s head. So comforting, soothing…

  “From now on, you’ll be known as the sweetest child of mine.”

  … so warm.

  Shocked, little Lehra looks back up at the great storyteller with their eyes wide open and mouth fully gaping. 

  How can one be so lucky to meet such a wonderful person as yourself?

  With the enchanting and warm air surrounding you,

  It’s no wonder why a star found sanctuary within your arms.

  ———————–

  “Mother!” the small child sprints towards the storyteller and stands proudly with their hands hidden behind their back.

  Chuckling from their position on the wooden bench, the adult shakes their head before closing their leather journal “Yes tiny miracle?”

  Little Lehra eagerly brings out both their hands from hiding and presents the small bundle of freshly picked starflowers to Exiled.

  “Happy birthday, mom!”

  Taken aback, the storyteller reaches over to gently take the flowers from the child’s waiting hands and observe its beautiful glowing petals.

  “How did you…”

  Starflowers immediately lose their glow as soon as they’re cut. How come these are…

  “I love you!”

  The small child engulfs the older figure in a hug as they laugh and try to return the affection.

  You truly are the star’s beloved, aren’t you?

  In the land foreign and far, a star fell in love with a human.

~ Ahhh! Happy Birthday mother!! I love you a whole lot and I’m sorry this is the only thing I can come up with at the moment since I've been really busy as of late hehe

Thank you for everything!!  I hope this day and the life ahead of you would be full of blessings and happiness

Your tiny miracle loves you always! ❤️❤️❤️✨

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Her Majesty, Queen Exiled

...our most beloved mother.

Happy Mother’s Day to you mom!! 💙💙

Ehe sorry it’s a bit late ^^;;

I love you 💖 ✨

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OMG LEHRA QOFBWONWKDNK AWWWW THIS IS SO CUTE AND SWEET, IT'S LIKE THE ADOPTION CEREMONY TOO IN YOUR SIDE

this part will conclude the prologue of the incorrect quotes series. there's going to be more though.ㅇㅅㅇ

oki lets drag ourselves into the daily life of exiled, her bugbears and the chaos harbingers of the blog. also cherry because they're now stuck in this nightmare with everyone else. not to mention apple tart as well. ㅇㅅㅇ

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🐟 anon: So what's it like being with 🖤 anon?

🥗 anon: One time I asked them for a cup of water while they were mad at me and they brought me a glass of ice and said 'wait'.

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exiled: I'm leaving, Puppet's in charge, and I've left notes for each of you with instructions.

🥗, 🐟, rei and lehra: mine just says 'Salad/Fish/Rei/Lehra' no

Puppet, deadpanned: and you can apply that to any situation

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rei: FOUR MONTHS.

lehra, having recently walked into the room: What is up with her?

Cherry: It's not really a big deal-

rei: YOU STOOD BY ME AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS

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"I just want to say from the bottom of my heart I didn't sign up for this sht."

   -Puppet, 🐟, and also even exiled while dealing with rei's notorious jokes

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exiled: [about Puppet] They never listen to anyone, and always follows their own rules. Not even I could make him bend against his own will.

[later]

Baizhu: You've been holed up this whole week, why don't we go out?

Puppet: [nods without second thought]

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🖤 anon: so.. say i killed somebody..

exiled: Where's the body.

🖤 anon: this is hypothetical..

exiled: And I know you well enough. Where's the body.

Puppet: fish's room. but..-

🥗 anon, busting down the door: SOMEONE FKING KILLED FISH.

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[alternate au coming up soon: siblings]

[sibling test]

question: if you had to pick any other person to be your sibling, who would it be?

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exiled: I'm content with the sibling I have.

rei, in near tears: I love my sister, too.

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[simultaneously]

Puppet: none.

🐟 anon: Sal-

🐟 anon:

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Cherry: Lehra.

Lehra: My sibling Cherry :D

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🥗 anon: Apple tart.

Apple tart: KR tart.

🥗 anon:

🥗 anon: WHA-

[dont take this au too seriously pls, ty ㅇㅅㅇ]

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exiled: Puppet, are you alright? You look tired...

🖤 anon: always am. but now it's worse.

🖤 anon: i have this headache that comes and goes.

[🐟 anon passing by]

🖤 anon: [sigh] there it is. again.

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"quit asking me whether i identify as gay, bi, or anything else. i identify as a fking threat and that's fking it."

   -Puppet, probably

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exiled: When did you all sleep?

rei: One in the morning.

🥗 anon: Three.

🐟 anon: Cowards! I slept at six.

Puppet: You all slept?

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ok so everyone welcome apple tart and cherry to the nightmare series ㅇㅅㅇ

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I made Lehra be big sibling because they want to.

- 🥗 anon

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