#bread mofo

this part will conclude the prologue of the incorrect quotes series. there's going to be more though.ㅇㅅㅇ

oki lets drag ourselves into the daily life of exiled, her bugbears and the chaos harbingers of the blog. also cherry because they're now stuck in this nightmare with everyone else. not to mention apple tart as well. ㅇㅅㅇ

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🐟 anon: So what's it like being with 🖤 anon?

🥗 anon: One time I asked them for a cup of water while they were mad at me and they brought me a glass of ice and said 'wait'.

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exiled: I'm leaving, Puppet's in charge, and I've left notes for each of you with instructions.

🥗, 🐟, rei and lehra: mine just says 'Salad/Fish/Rei/Lehra' no

Puppet, deadpanned: and you can apply that to any situation

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rei: FOUR MONTHS.

lehra, having recently walked into the room: What is up with her?

Cherry: It's not really a big deal-

rei: YOU STOOD BY ME AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS

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"I just want to say from the bottom of my heart I didn't sign up for this sht."

   -Puppet, 🐟, and also even exiled while dealing with rei's notorious jokes

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exiled: [about Puppet] They never listen to anyone, and always follows their own rules. Not even I could make him bend against his own will.

[later]

Baizhu: You've been holed up this whole week, why don't we go out?

Puppet: [nods without second thought]

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🖤 anon: so.. say i killed somebody..

exiled: Where's the body.

🖤 anon: this is hypothetical..

exiled: And I know you well enough. Where's the body.

Puppet: fish's room. but..-

🥗 anon, busting down the door: SOMEONE FKING KILLED FISH.

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[alternate au coming up soon: siblings]

[sibling test]

question: if you had to pick any other person to be your sibling, who would it be?

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exiled: I'm content with the sibling I have.

rei, in near tears: I love my sister, too.

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[simultaneously]

Puppet: none.

🐟 anon: Sal-

🐟 anon:

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Cherry: Lehra.

Lehra: My sibling Cherry :D

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🥗 anon: Apple tart.

Apple tart: KR tart.

🥗 anon:

🥗 anon: WHA-

[dont take this au too seriously pls, ty ㅇㅅㅇ]

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exiled: Puppet, are you alright? You look tired...

🖤 anon: always am. but now it's worse.

🖤 anon: i have this headache that comes and goes.

[🐟 anon passing by]

🖤 anon: [sigh] there it is. again.

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"quit asking me whether i identify as gay, bi, or anything else. i identify as a fking threat and that's fking it."

   -Puppet, probably

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exiled: When did you all sleep?

rei: One in the morning.

🥗 anon: Three.

🐟 anon: Cowards! I slept at six.

Puppet: You all slept?

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ok so everyone welcome apple tart and cherry to the nightmare series ㅇㅅㅇ

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