#legacystart

My favorite thing about being on hiatus is all the time I get with my kids. I think the best part was the water balloon fight we had. One more season and this could be a permanent thing for a while. 

This will probably sound weird, but do you sometimes want to dress up and ask someone to dance with you? Just even in the middle of a coffee shop, or on the sidewalk. Then he’d kiss you like Clark Gable and you’d go on your way? Hi I’m Hailee and I watch too many romantic movies.

So, today I was trying out this new recipe that called for some lime juice and me, being the do-it-yourself kind of guy, thought it would be a good idea to squeeze some myself in order to make it as fresh and authentic as possible. It’s six hours later and I think my hands are going to smell like lime forever. Does that count as a super power? Maybe I can fight muggers who don’t like lime. I’ll just sneak up behind them, let them smell my limey hands, and they’ll decide it isn’t worth it. It has to be impressive to someone. If only to validate the fact that it’s really irritating me that my hands still smell like lime.

I’m not as think as you drunk I am. Wait—— let me try that again.

I know this is totally not what my opinion should be, but I can’t help but pay attention to the tabloids sometimes. It’s like reading a fiction series. Since I don’t have anymore Twilight or Fifty Shades books to read as my guilty pleasure, I need more trash to waste my time on.

I signed onto Men In Black thinking I was finally going to be able to drop that hot rap track like Will did every movie but apparently I should ‘leave rapping to the professionals’ whatever that means. Absolutely devo. I can make a jam as good as Nod Ya Head. Anyway, I’m kid free before I head off to do Men In Black press and I think I’ve forgotten how to adult. I’ve been sucked into all this Pokemon and Disney business that I’ve forgot what actual adults do. Maybe I’m just destined to play Pokemon GO while singing A Whole New World for the rest of my life now. Or rap A Whole New World. Game changer. That’s my rap career kicked off right there.

Going back to work is something I’ve planned on for a while, but planning something does NOT make it any easier to do. Regardless, it’s always nice to see a body of work finally come to life. But it’s also nice to know you can watch your shows in the comfort of your own home and not on a plane while your back is killing you. If anyone knows how to make ‘going back to work’ syndrome any easier, just let me know. @hollywoodlegacystarters

alright...i'm typically not the kind of person who plans too far ahead— life is unpredictable and all that; but the live action version of the lion king comes out a day before my birthday, and i need someone to come see this film with me. it is, hands down, my favorite movie of all time, and i may need someone there for emotional support with a box of tissues in hand. any volunteers to wipe my tears? i'll pay you with twizzlers and all the popcorn you can handle. // @hollywoodlegancystarters