F1 but itās ultra specific ship dynamics that I need in order to enjoy the ship:
Versainz: babyās first situationship (literally pentaltyboxboxās art is my versainz thesis. āAy, Max, no. I am not gay and neither are youā š¤Ø) teammates who werenāt supposed to like each other reluctantly becoming friends and then being intricately connected for the rest of their careers. But totally not in a gay way. Of course.
Chestappen: repressed catholic and some guy who needs dilf pussy so bad he wants to kill himself (this is deeply important to me)
Strollonso: Brat princess Lance. Heros and anti-heroes. Iām on the dark side. Tell Lance not to worry I just want to build a gap with the cars behind. Youāre my fucking hero.
Carlando: Babyās first situationship pt.2?? Lando with a massive crush, first real boyfriend Carlosā¦.i need there to be angst. Lando fell first AND harder, etc.
Britcedes/Gewis: George fumbling all over himself trying to impress Lewis, Lewis just thinking heās cute no matter what. Itās the coolest man alive/weird little freak heās obsessed with pairing of my dreams. George: this is my boyfriend heās cooler than me and also heās cooler than all of you.
Maxiel: first love married divorced remarried pining missing something that maybe was never there will they wonāt they one big game of gay chicken healing from babyās first situationship etc etc etc (I adore them)
Dando: trying to find solace in another, longing for someone you canāt get back, subversion of expected dynamics (controversial: I fully believe Lando tops in this one). But also. They need to have one brain cell. Lando blabbing on about god knows what. Daniel sweating and popping a vein bc of how much he needs to kiss him.
Twinklaren/Landoscar: third timeās the charm, oh youāre the one Iāve been waiting for, tender glances, young love, first teammate crush syndrome
Danterri: we had something weird in the past. āFind another weed guy I canāt fuck with youā¦uhhhmm nothing personal I canāt fall in love right now and youre Everything I love so if I ever see you again Iāll never let go of your hand sooo yeahā (weāve all seen that one web weaving.) Are you dating the female version of me?
Lecciardo: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN VEGAS. Charles needs dick from a guy with unstoppable charisma soooooo bad. Fueling each otherās impulsive sides, etc etc
Sebchal: babyās first situationship (Charlesā version) (from the vault) I miss you so much Iām going to listen to breakup songs all night long. I still think of you every day. I named you twice in a list of drivers. You may even kiss. If it was the omegaverse Seb is so obviously an alpha.
Brocedes: if it doesnāt make me physically sick to my stomach with anguish I do not want it. I hope you die I hope we both die. Hand in unlovable hand. I still consider him my best friend in my heart. Weāre not friends. Are they lovers? Worse.
Chewis (Charles/Lewis. I recognise this is also the name for Checo/Lewis. What is the Charles/Lewis name?) me and the bad bitch I pulled by being in violation of that one article section. You know the post. They suffer together. Kinship in joint pain. Youāve got a long future ahead of you. Praise kink.
Let me know if you want a part 2, if so, send ships you want!















