don't let them tame you.

oh you love me? name 97 of my trials and tribulations

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

Do NOT ask me for a source but I know in my heart that daniel would have slayed these cars, I know in my HEART that the move away from groundeffect would have brought him back into his element

Sometimes I have such a clear image of George Russell licking his own eyeballs giraffe style I forget he probably doesn't do that IRL.

You have me blocked meanwhile I'm literally nice. Don't you feel ridiculous?