#lear jet

The coolest band has arrived …

Correct me if I‘m wrong, from bottom to top:

Lindsey Fuckingham

Christine McWhat-the-hell-is-in-your-bag

John McWhisky or Soda ?

Caroline the-song Harris

'"In the passenger section of the Lear jet, Mulch was reliving his glory days.

'Hey, Artemis,' he said, through a mouthful of caviar. 'Remember the time I nearly blew Butler's head off with a blast of gas?...

...Can't you do anything without me?'

Artemis sipped mineral water from a crystal flute.

'Apparently not, though I live for the day'....

...'This thing is a marvel. We've got hi-resolution, digital quality, recordable picture with several filter options, including magnification and thermal.'

Mulch sucked a chicken bone dry. 'You're starting to sound like Foaly.'

-Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code

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