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Pairing: Nairobi x gn!reader (La casa de papel/money heist) Genre: Smut, fluff, headcanons Warning(s): NSFW content below

SFW

It was love at first sight. 

She saw you, and instantly fell in love.

…And it didn’t take long until you fell for her, too.

She knew she liked you, and wanted to be quick and make your hers, before someone else got the chance

She is a “criminal” after all. 

She loves you dearly and she hates the thought of you getting involved in dangerous situations.

At first, she would try to hide her criminal past for you, scared that you might judge her or leave her.

Nairobi is a very honest person. So after some time, she felt the urge to tell you everything.

She has trust issues, so if she decides to tell you about her past… She really loves and trusts you.

She hates keeping secrets from someone she loves. 

After telling you, you’d have to reassure her that it’s ok and that you still love her. 

She would also tell you about Axel, and how she lost her son

Nairobi’s dream is to go to the Canary Islands and find her son, and then start over in another country, just the three of you.

She wants a calm and normal life together with you.

She definitely wants a big happy family, and wants to have kids with you.

Doesn’t matter if you have a kid or adopt one, she just wants kids together with the person she loves.

SO overprotective.

Nairobi would keep you out of trouble. Her first priority is keeping you safe.

If someone messes with you? Oh boy…

Nairobi can be scary when she’s mad.

She’s not afraid to get into fights to defend her partner.

LOVES PDA. 

She wants to show the whole work you’re hers. 

In public, she would grab you by the waist and pull you close, have her arm around your shoulders etc…

Of course she’d respect it if you didn’t like PDA, but she loves seeing you flustered and would kiss you when people are watching just to see you flustered.

Her love language is touch. 

She just can’t keep her hands off you.

When cuddling/sleeping, she likes to be the big spoon. She wants to be able to hold you and protect you, even when sleeping. Feeling your warm body pressed against hers. It’s comforting for her. 

Nairobi loves sharing clothes with you.

Once you’re together with her, you practically share a closet. She loves wearing your clothes (and she makes it look stylish, even if it is the most basic shirt ever). Seeing you in her clothes is her favourite thing. She thinks you’re so damn adorable!

She would brag about you to everyone, and is not afraid to show affection. 

She would legit treat you like a royal. <3

Not scared to express her love for you. (Like she told Palermo: “You need courage to love”)

When Nairobi falls in love, she falls hard. 

There’s just something special about you that makes you irresistible. 

NSFW

She’s a top. Y’all can’t change my mind.

The thought of her lover being submissive is a turn on.

She’s a tease… 

Nairobi loves driving you crazy using her hands, in simple ways…

For example: Kneading your thighs and avoiding sensitive areas until you beg her to continue and touch other spots… 

She is experimental and open to trying new things, especially if you suggest it. As long as it’s nothing “too crazy” or dangerous. 

She’s a top, so she prefers positions where you are under her, and where she can see your face and all your reactions.

If you’re dominant too, she’d let you top her sometimes.. But she would make sure you don’t forget she’s the one in charge ;)

Neck kisses <3 

After love-making, you will be covered in hickeys, especially on your neck. 

She would enjoy watching you try to cover up the hickeys before leaving the house

And definitely would make you wear a t-shirt or tank top that exposes your neck. She wants everyone to know you’re taken.

In bed, she’s either really slow and loving, or rough and passionate. 

Overstimulation >>>>

If she’s in the mood, she will only stop pleasuring you once you’re crying, whimpering or begging her for a break. 

Nairobi does like being dominant and rough, but will always listen to your needs.

She would NEVER do something you're uncomfortable with, or anything that could injure you.

PRAISE KINK

This woman just loves praising you. “You’re so good for me, y/n” “You can take it, darling… Make me proud.”

…But she’s not afraid to degrade you either, if you’re into that. She doesn’t like calling you degrading names, but in the heat of the moment, it can be a real turn on for her. 

AFTERCARE QUEEN <3

She would always make sure you’re ok after sex. Your comfort is her priority.

I WOULD NEVER, I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH.

Seriously, they literally pulled me out of one the longest writer’s blocks I had in my life and I will be forever grateful for those two sad gays. Their relationship is such a precious thing and they make me S O F T E R every time I think about them.

@dondeestaeldeseo​ is talking about my tags on this post just so we are all on the same page here.

But.

(and here’s a big but)

I don’t like doing things by halves. When I am deeply involved in a fandom like I am with LCDP, I want to do it all and I try my best to do it (and as I know many of you guys do) in my second language, which can make things a little more difficult.

I read all Helsinki/Palermo fics on AO3 and I take the time to comment on every single one of them. I am currently working on a lenghty WIP (17k words so far and counting) as I plan new stories for my Monastery Series and I still have sixteen ficlets left to write for the Shipping Headcanons thing (and I am sorry for everyone who requested an hc, I promise I am working on them). I also have to do research for all the fics and for all the meta I write. And I update this blog and I am on Twitter dealing with fandom drama and/or having meltdowns with my fellow shippers via PM... and I really love doing it all. It makes me so, so happy and it helps to make real life a little more bearable. But all of that takes a lot of time. Time that most days, I honestly don’t have. Not with a full-time job, personal projects, and well, all the RL shenanigans.

So, I guess the bottom line is: I love Helsinki/Palermo with all my heart, but my life would probably be a lot easier if I didn’t. It also would be duller as hell. Because there is no better feeling in the world than working my ass off on a fic (even if I have to forsake, idk, sleep) and then waking up the next day with a beautiful comment on my inbox or seeing people going feral on their tags as they reblog my writing (please, people, always reblog your content creator’s content, help us to spread the word around) and nothing makes me more proud than reading a new fic an author decided to write because they got inspired by a comment I left them on a previous work (please, people, always comment on the fics you read, any fic, if you liked it, please, take ten seconds of your time to tell the author your thoughts).

Oh my god, this got too long. Thank you so much, Lorean, for this question. I know it probably wasn’t what you had in mind when you asked it, but it honestly made me think about a lot of things and it was a bit cathartic to get to write them down.

Tagged by @claustarkalways (it is so sweet to have someone again out there wanting to know me) let's do this

1. Name: Alice

2. Nicknames: In real life I am Ali. On the web I am Artisan, AGK, ArtisanGK or Alice once again (you pick)

3. Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

4. Height: 171 cm

5. Languages:  Italian, English and right now I am learning Spanish. I just freaking love to learn the main language of the fandom I am in, so I gotta thank Serquel, Itzi and LCDP for giving me this chance to learn something new. Give me some time and I will maybe be able to understand everything you all sweet people say

6. Nationality: Italian 🇮🇹

7. Favourite season(s): Fall is the one I simply love. The colors, the cool breeze, the clothes, the Grey clouds, the melancholic feeling. Then winter because SNOW and Christmas and food and everything in between

8. Favourite flower(s): White Lillies

9. Favourite scent(s): Jeez, that's hard. I like pink pepper, and iris, if it's slightly spicy and softly acrid but also sweet and persistent then it's the one I pick.

10. Favourite colour(s): Red and Black

11. Favourite animal(s): Cats and Snakes (but I have a thing for Border Collie, I just freaking love them and one day I will have one)

12. Favourite fictional character: The big question uh? Well let's say right now is Raquel Murillo all over the way, but the one and only Abby Griffin will never be forgotten, she gave me something special I will cherish forever.

13. Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: Even if chocolate is the food I could eat till my dying day, if I have to pick I pick coffee. I am an addict probably, yup.

14. Average sleep: Right now? 7/8 hours because this quarantine is allowing me to stay in bed. But normally I sleep 6/7 hours. If my body could pick it probably would go on for 8/9/10. I am not a morning person no.

15. Cats or dogs: cats, simply because I always had cats around me

16. Number of blankets: It depends, mostly one, very big

17. Dream trip: Ireland since I can remember but I would die to go to Alaska as well

19. Follower count: 572

20. Random fact about myself: I am a fake redhead and I have a 7 year old daughter named Aria. I am a freak and I love it ♥