#lb hijack

[After being a goldfish] Right-Brain Hijack: I tried really hard, every time we spoke, to say a fish word, did you ever notice? Left-Brained Hijack: I just thought you were bad at speaking.

Mayor Spender (Left-Brained Hijack): "Are you good?" Morally? No. Mayor Spender (Right-Brained Hijack): Oh, you meant emotionally? Also no.

RB Hijack: I've been thinking about trying stand-up. LB Hijack: ...ok. RB Hijack: Can I practice my set on you? LB Hijack: Sure. RB Hijack: I just flew in... and boy are my arms tired! LB Hijack: It's a little old. RB Hijack: Keep in mind that I start my set after puppetting a butterfly. LB Hijack: IT'S GONNA KILL!

Hijacks: *possessing Mayor Spender and not entirely sure how to act as a politician* Mayor Spender (LB Hijack): STOP FORGIVING MY CRIMES! Mayor Spender (RB Hijack): I WORKED SO HARD ON THOSE!

[Dr. Zarei and the Hijacks manage to reunite.] Dr. Zarei: Hey! How did the revenge go? LB and RB Hijack: *smiling brightly* We died!

Left-brain Hijack: Hey, guess what? Right-Brain Hijack: Yeah? Left-Brain Hijack: Everyone has held the record for "Youngest Person Alive" at some point. Right-Brain Hijack: ...oh my god, you're a great philosopher.

[Right brain Hijack finished an "I am thankful for..." Thanksgiving worksheet with "...my family." and drew himself, LB Hijack, and Cody.] Cody: *picks up the worksheet* Awwwww. Right brain Hijack: *sulking* LB WOULDN'T LET ME DRAW THE WII.

Left and Right Brain Hijacks: Are you alive? Cody: Don't ask me personal stuff like this.