Incorrect Pnat Quotes

Zoey: So then you're the boss of the store? Dad Puckett: Me? I'm just the janitor. Zoey: Then where's the cashier? Dad Puckett: Cashier? We don't have one. Zoey: Then who do people buy stuff from?! Dad Puckett: Me. Zoey: Then that makes you the cashier!! Dad Puckett: Nope. I'm the janitor. I'm just filling in. Zoey: Are there any other employees? Dad Puckett: Nope. Zoey: Then why don't you hire someone else?! Dad Puckett: Whoa, you think I can afford that on a janitor's salary?

Angel Guerra: *inhales sharply* I never though I would have a daughter...that would receive detention. Isabel: THAT'S the thing he's mad about? I attacked the principal, the vice principal, and the Student Council, and he's mad that I got detention. My dad sucks so much! Eightfold: I kinda wanna kill your dad. Isabel: I really do too.

Sphinx of Lies: Is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam? Sphinx of Truth: Telling the twuth in a sunbeam. #honesty

Mr. Starchman: You have to be VERY well-read to hate properly. Mr. Starchman: Expand your mind and gain knowledge to defend your position.

Dimitri: *glancing over* Oh no, Collin's dead. Suzy: There's no TIME to waste on dying! Let's tackle these homework problems head-on and solve them!

Isaac: Oh, Mr. Spender, you're having a birthday? Isaac: That means you're one step closer to death!

[Looking across the Ghost Train to where Isabel and Max are] Ed: *yelling* Hey, Isabel, you stay put, and we'll find you! Isaac: We're on the complete other side of the train, she can't hear you! Ed: ...HEY ISABEL! YOU STAY- Isaac: No.

Dr. Zarei: You're losing blood! Mr. Spender: No, I know exactly where it is. Mr. Spender: The floor. Mr. Spender: Don't underestimate me.

[At Crystal Clearance] Sophie Sybil: This device comes with a warning. Stephen: Why? Is it dangerous? Sophie: *reading the warning* "It is safe to look at, touch, listen to, and smell this record player. But you should NEVER eat it." Stephen: Stephen: *starts sweating nervously*

Juvie: Detention is an ultra-secure military facility. There are no doors we have access to. Johnny: There're walls, right? Juvie: Obviously. Johnny: A wall is just a door I haven't blasted open yet.

[After hitball] Jeff: Wow! Violet was genuinely worried about me! She's such a nice person! Violet: I'M SO GLAD YOU WON'T HAVE TO PAY ANY MEDICAL BILLS.

Isaac: You seem stressed. Relax. Channel the spirit of a butterfly. Ed: Actually, butterflies AREN'T chill. That's just a beauty bias. Isaac: What do you mean? Ed: Do moths seem chill to you? Isaac: NO, those guys are always freaking out. Ed: A butterfly is just a pretty moth. You just THINK they're calm because they're beautiful. Isaac: Like Max! Isaac: ..........Don't tell him I said that.

[As soon as Johnny becomes a Spectral] Johnny: How do I beat up a demon? Johnny: FYI, I WILL figure out a way to beat this demon up. I'm just asking if someone has already experimented with this or if I'm gonna have to 1800's pioneer this. Johnny: I'm sorry if this isn't coherent, I'm just REAL mad right now.

Mr. Spender: Isaac, I need you to- Isaac: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! Mr. Spender: ...you're in middle school. You don't drink coffee. Isaac: Exactly. Mr. Spender: ... Isaac: *makes direct eye contact, puts his earbuds in, and continues playing on his Switch*

Mina Zarei: Actually, Rose, I've done lot of work on myself since we last spoke, I wanted to tell you... Mina Zarei: Go screw yourself and I hope you die.

Boss Leader: VERY disappointed in the symbolism of last night's dream. Boss Leader: Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

Johnny: It's a good thing our fight got stopped 'cause then your undefeated record would go adios! Juvie: Sure it would, hoss. And then you'd probably take down the entire Student Council, too. Johnny: You think? Well, thanks! I had no idea you believed in me so much! Juvie: It's sarcasm, got that?! Johnny: Sure. But if you want to change your name, Juvie, you can do a lot better than "Sarcasm"! Juvie: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!