Things that were definitely said in canon
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Max: I'm doomed.
Isabel: Incorrect. WE'RE doomed.
[Listening to Max talk during arrest by the Student Council]
Isabel: Okay, I take it back. YOU are SO doomed.
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Max: I have a very annoying neighbor [Isaac], can someone teach me trumpet?
Ed: That's the best part! You don't need to learn to play the trumpet. Just try your best and have fun!
Max: Oh, wow, you're so right! Thank you!
Isabel: You couldn't just let us have spring, could you?
Isaac: What? I'm literally minding my own business.
Isabel: The snow melted, people were enjoying the sun. And then you FROZE THE TOWN!
Isaac: THAT'S JUST FALSE SPRING! STOP BLAMING THIS ON ME EVERY YEAR!
The Paranatural Summer Ladies Event will be running from Monday June 15th through Sunday June 28th.
The official tag for the event is #pnatsummer, so make sure to use it so I can find what you make! I will, of course, be checking the main tag just as often, but the tag helps me keep track of things.
Below the readmore is a text version of the calendar, as well as the suggested themes for each day. Please remember: you do NOT have to feel obligated to follow the themes or partcipate every single day!
If you have any questions at all, the inbox is always open =D
June 15th: June Pucket- Twilight, Sepia, Fireworks, Motorcycles, Bleeding Hearts
June 16th: Mina Zarei - Moths, Energy Drinks, Old Toys, Movies, Spiderwort
June 17th: Isabel Guerra- Sodapop, Sports, Sunshowers, Neon, Xeranthemum
June 18th: Principal Pleezdo/Vice Principal DuNacht - Picnic, Summer Break, Contrast, Tea, Anemone
June 19th: Shred Eagle - Stakeouts, Fast Food, Road Trip, Wings, Rhododendron
June 20th: Rosemary Baxter - Late Nights, Cats, Beach Day, Martinis, Oleander
June 21st: Violet - Pastel, Apple Juice, Rollerblading, Fashion, Mallow
June 22nd: Shrike - Reflection, Moon Phases, Sailing, Cryptids, Asphodel
June 23rd: Penny Spender- Milkshakes, Rabbits, Prismatic, Masks, Orchids
 June 24th: Lisa - Coffee, Monochromatic, Graveyards, Ouija Boards, Nightshade
 June 25th: Valerie Day - Strawberries, Mosaic, Diners, Memories, Sundew
June 26th: Suzy Starchman- Photography, Vaporwave, Pink Lemonade, Will ‘o Wisps, Coreopsis
June 27th: Boss Leader & Consortium - Tarot, Doorways, Costumes, Shadows, Zinnia
[After being a goldfish]
Right-Brain Hijack: I tried really hard, every time we spoke, to say a fish word, did you ever notice?
Left-Brained Hijack: I just thought you were bad at speaking.
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Zoey: C'mon, ghosts aren't real!
Max: Oh? How do you know?
Zoey: Because I haven't seen any.
Max: Have you ever seen a platypus?
Zoey: No.
Max: Then how do you know they're real?
Zoey: I never said they were?
Max: ...?????
Rick Spender: No! You have to rest for the medicine to work!
Jean Garcia: I need to make dinner-
Rick Spender: I'LL make dinner.
[Beat]
[CRASH]
Jean Garcia: ...what was that-
Rick Spender: I'M ORDERING DINNER!
Hello, everyone! I hope your summer is treating you well! June has arrived once more, which means it’s time for another round of appreciating the women of Paranatural. If you weren’t here when we did this last year, worry not– I have a refresher here for everyone who would like to participate.
Summer Ladies is an event celebrating the women of Paranatural who are often overshadowed in the fandom. Between June 15th and June 28th a day will be dedicated to one of the many wonderful ladies in the comic: you are encouraged to make something, anything- fanart, fanfic, fun little crafts, mood boards- whatever strikes your fancy! Just so long as you’re using the gal of the day as your muse. You can feel free to do this free-style or you can follow along with the prompts that will be posted alongside the calendar in the next day or two. This event is open to everybody who wants to make something! Just so long as you have fun with it =)Â
I will be checking the main tag regularly, but if you want to make certain I see what you’ve made the official tag is #pnatsummer. If you’ve got any questions at all the inbox is always open!Â
Sister Mouse: Ahem. The crystal ball said "Bones of the sea."
Razor Rex: ...BONES OF THE SEA WHAT?
Sister Mouse: Nothing. Just "Bones of the sea."
Razor Rex: THAT'S IT?
Sister Mouse: Yep.
Razor Rex: THAT'S NOT A PROPHECY! WHAT ABOUT THE BONES OF THE SEA? AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FOR THEM OR SACRIFICE GOATS TO THEM, OR WHAT?
Sister Mouse: Look, it didn't say "Continued on next crystal ball!" The crystal ball said "Bones of the sea," and that's what I told you!
Sister Mouse: If you want to sacrifice goats, that's YOUR business!
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[Cornered by 3 Pixelhounds on the Ghost Train]
Max: Now what happens?
Isabel: Well, I can take one, and you can take one, that only leaves one more. It'll just have to suffer a sudden heart attack.
Max: ...will that happen-
Isabel: No.
[Looking at the Shadow while puppeting Mr. Spender.]
Hijack: It's so obvious that something else was going on. Something deeper and more sinister.
Lucifer: And not that Richard was improvising by the seat of his pants?
Hijack: That... never occurred to me.
Lucifer: Well, he'd thank you if he could.
Shred: I have a new plan to enter Sector X.
Knight Owl: What's it about?
Shred: Big guns.
Knight Owl: AWESOME.
Baron Buzzard: I'm in.
Whistling Duck: I hope there's more to it than that.
Shred: Yeah. BIGGER guns.
Whistling Duck: Oooh, good idea. I'll make a note.
King Catnine: AND WE'LL KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN OUR WAY!
Isaac: No, not kill anyone!
King Catnine: KILL A FEW PEOPLE!
Isaac: Kill NO people!
King Catnine: KILL ONE GUY! ONE STUPID GUY WHO NO ONE LOVES!
Isaac: Now you're just making it sad.
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Isabel: Teach me to fight!! *punches the air*
Angel Guerra: You don't fight with those!
Angel Guerra: *points to his head* You fight with this!
[Later]
Angel Guerra: So your teacher said you've been head-butting kids on the playground...
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