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The USS Defiant Sucks

He's gone too far this time.

Credit to the eponymous directed energy weapon swine.

After watching the latest LazerPig video, I felt inspired to draw something I don't normally draw. Lt Rex Ingram was honestly the biggest gigachad in history, with balls so massive they warped the fabric of space and time. As a 19 year old, Rex had been in command of M3A3 Stuart light tanks. With just another Stuart and some armored cars, Rex and his crew patrolled one of the streets leading into Villers-Bocage, just after the British had heard reports of German generals fleeing the town. Rex had no warning that a Tiger tank would come barreling down the street directly towards the underprepared British forces. His tank was not a radio command tank, so instead he and his crew decided to sacrifice themselves in order to warn their comrades. As the other Stuart led the retreat of the smaller scout cars, Rex's Stuart engaged the Tiger alone, turning sideways to block its path. Unfortunately, Rex's lightly armored tank would not survive the hit from the Tiger's main cannon, and Rex would die trying to save his driver. The sound of Rex's tank exploding alerted the British that were in the city and prevented a complete loss of the Sharpshooters in the battle of Villers-Bocage. He was buried initially in Villers-Bocage by a local family, but at the request of his own family, his grave was moved to the Bayeux War Cemetery.

Who wants to hear a scottish pig rip the t14 a new one? I sure do.

just want y'all to know that the Shot-In-The-Junk-O-Meter narrowly beat out this masterpiece

Lazerpig (my hero): *reaches for more alcohol*