Hey sooo I put about a third of a can of condensed milk in a glass of milk and gawt damn.

they should pay trans women to hang out and smoke weed

dark souls should have a mechanic where if your character is clocky enough gwyndolin doesn't want to fight you and you two just sit for a while and have a few beers

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

much to consider