Aug 16, 2025
How Conclave shippers think of their celibate priests
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How Conclave shippers think of their celibate priests
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WIP CONCLAVE PARODY MUSICAL: Open-Prayer Relationship
A more polished version of this page is now on AO3. More out-of-order WIP scraps can be found on AO3.
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Thomas Lawrence Seeking the Counsel of Pope Innocent and Suddenly Getting a Lecture in the Form of "Climb Every Mountain"
I don't know. In a scenario, Thomas realizes his mutual love for Aldo Bellini. It's now about to penetrate his chastity vows and he feels he has to retreat into his priesthood and isolate himself from Aldo.
Pope Innocent/Vincent BenÃtez: Thomas, this Vatican was not built to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live.
*whips out guitar like a miracle*
Pope Innocent/Vincent BenÃtez: "Climb Every Mountain... Climb every mountain, search high and low, follow every by way, every path you know, climb every mountain, ford every stream, follow every rainbow, till you find your dream..."
Only Vincent is TERRIBLE at guitar singing. He's good at the guitar but is inexplicably HORRIBLE at singing with a guitar.
Pope Innocent/Vincent BenÃtez: TIIIIILL YOOOOOOOU FIIIND, YOOOOOOUUUUUR DREAAAAAAAAM.
Thomas Lawrence: Well, I can't argue with that, your Holiness.
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Lawrence: I, Thomas, take you, Aldo, to be my husband. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life.
Pope Innocent/Vincent BenÃtez: Wonderful, so wonderful for you two to be married under God. Now as a treat, I will play the guitar and sing you a song.
*whips out a guitar like a miracle*
Aldo Bellini: Psssss, Thomas, our Holy Father is really off-key, so I don't think this is a good idea-
Thomas Lawrence: Well the Holy Father's song made me decide to marry you, off-key or not, so please show grace to our Holy Father to do this for us at our wedding.
Pope Innocent/Vincent BenÃtez: ...FOLLOW EVEEEEEEEERY RAAAAIANBOAAAAAAAW...
(The return of the "Vincent BenÃtez is actually a terrible guitar singer and everyone is too nice to point it out" scenario.)
My intro draft for a Conclave Parody Musical
WIP: CONCLAVE PARODY MUSICAL: Thomas, Thomas
To read a second page, check it out on AO3.
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THERE WAS A TIME OUR HAPPINESS SEEMED NEVER-ENDING
I was so sure That where we were heading was right
Life was a road So certain and straight and unbending Our little road With never a crossroad in sight
Back in the days When I let you make all my choices...
We can never go back to before
There are people out there Unafraid of revealing That they might have a feeling
Or they might have been wrong
There are people out there Unafraid to feel sorrow Unafraid of tomorrow Unafraid to be weak... Unafraid to be strong!
You were my sky
My moon and my stars and my ocean We can never go back to before
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