We've had so little precipitation the last four weeks that I haven't had to mow the lawn in almost a month. However, we've had quite a bit of rain the last few days, so between the rain that we've received and the mere fact of the passage of time, I think I have to mow the lawn tomorrow before we get a nasty message from the HOA (BTW, fuck all HOAs!). We're forecast to have a high temperature of 99 F tomorrow, and with how fucking muggy it's been with all the humidity, the heat index will probably be something like 108 F. So, I'm going to have to get my tired middle-aged lady ass out of bed early on a Sunday morning to get the lawn done before the heat sets in. FML.

My next-door neighbor is currently mowing his lawn. It's so funny to me how he does it. His house has a small, standard-size lot, not even 0.2 acres, but he does mowing piecemeal! He'll do the front one day, the sides another, and the small backyard on yet another day. And he's middle-aged, just like my partner and me! It's not like he's old!

One of my neighbors is mowing his lawn. Like, guy, my lawn went into hibernation weeks ago. Yours has too!

A bitch hasn't mowed the grass in over a month, and the lawn looks it. So, this is how I'm spending my Sunday morning.