#laus

you can have a dog too look at Laus my son Laus 🙏

his parents gentrified a coastal village and turned it into a resort town which then attracted local criminal enterprises to take advantage of the excess wealth 🤑🗡️ my sweet baby boy who has never done anything wrong except be extremely spoilt and entitled and refuse to pay his huge gambling debts hehe 🥰 well he couldn’t girlboss his way out of this one and dramatically faked his death to flee the country 😳💅 and joined the northernmost branch of the Imperial military force to raise himself above question or reproach 🥴💪

also he’s trans and his dog teleports. They’re truly doing it like no one else amen

The Lau is a plesiosaur-like creature found living in Lake No in Sudan. The Lau is described as a yellowish plesiosaur-like creature with tentacle-like appendages on its face helping them capture prey. The Lau has been seen quite a lot yet it remains elusive. It has been said that in the 1800′s some natives used the bones of the Lau to make protective amulets however those items have been lost and not recovered. Skeptics believe that the Lau could in fact be a large catfish due to them both having whisker-like growths on their faces.