#last engineer

1. All these god damn movies/ shows, and still only twenty fucking minutes (and that's being generous) of the god damn Engineers. Ridley, good sir, GIVE US A PREQUEL FOCUSED ON THE ENGINEERS YOU TALENTED FUCK. Respectfully, of course.

2. I like David, I do...BUT WALTER. God damn. I have new feels about Walter. I know, I know. Fassbender is both. But as Walter he has me all kinds of fucked up.

3. Romulus creeps me out. So many brutal themes.

4. Neomorphs: NOPE.

5. The Offspring in Alien Resurrection still gives me nightmares. Nope. Fuck that shit. If that thing came up to me wanting a warm hug I'd drop dead. Poor, miserable, creepy ass thing.

6. Alien Earth scares me because of the idea that companies would govern and rule... which... doesn't feel that far off currently. Businesses making vital decisions.... ugh.

Nick Burns

Scooter's sidekick

Matt Hunter

Basic

Attractive Hollywood lead

A.J. Foster

Squid hair

The best human character

Last Engineer

Ugly outfit, but he's a good guy

Grandpa energy

Master Renegade

Ugly

Created original renegade movement

So much of a loser none of the renegades like this guy

Thought he could pull a fast one, but ultimately fails as he should

Path Finder

A girl

Slenderman face

Sparky

The useful one

Has a head even more q-tip shaped than Leader-1

Neck and head attachment create weird optical illusion

Smallfoot

Looks like Scooter's girlfriend

Lenny face

Fitor

If Starscream were actually loyal to Megatron

The favourite

Scooter

Friend-shaped

Feels like he wants to be what Bumblebee is to Optimus

Is like Penny from Inspector Gadget to the Gobots. Cy-Kill has yet to realize Scooter's the problem

Has a savage side that comes out of nowhere

Weirdly biased against humans

Cop-Tur

Is the third wheel

Dumbass

Gets told to shut his trap every time he tries to make a good point

Turbo

Talks like Ironhide

Says "wawww~" at the beginning of nearly every sentence

Crasher

Iconic laugh

Unapologetically evil

Is Cy-Kill's favourite when Fitor's not there

"Holy shit she's ugly as hell!" -My dad, 2023

Leader-1

Should partake in the next bald guy tournament

Lost his half of a BFF charm

Cy-Kill

Is a magical girl

He still keeps his half of a BFF charm with Leader-1

Dear GoBot Gofer,

For someone with a lifetime of nine billion years, "longer" is something of a useless measurement. But yes, comparatively speaking, organic life did get to a much further stage of evolution on GoBotron than it tends to on Cybertrons that start out as organic worlds. Though you did not ask, the same is true of Skalorr and its Protecton and Terrakor inhabitants.

However, there is a notable difference between the organic inhabitants of various Cybertrons and those of GoBotron and Skalorr. Normally, the animals that exist on organic worlds that become Cybertron are those that had already evolved before Primus' presence. This is not true of the GoBeings of GoBotron, or the Protectons and Terrakors of Skalorr. They are of Primus' essence, their... what do you call them? Souls? The impulses that run through the electronic neurons in their brains are composed of the same energy as our sparks. I am not sure why my creator chose this route; perhaps their distance from the center of the multiverse prevented the formation of the living metal required for a Cybertronian body. Perhaps Primus simply chose to. There are some decisions I am not privy to.

This camera test renders me speechless and without intelligent thought every time I watch it.

Boo...