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Eddie: I'm sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff and got distracted.
Venom: I'm "stuff"
Frances: I'm "got distracted."
Cletus: We had sex.
Flash: Can we please keep things professional?
Teddy: As if you weren't letting everyone know about you and Valkyrie last week.
Flash: ....so what are you doing for Christmas? [*waggles eyebrows*]
Sadie: [*choking*]
Teddy: [*splutters*]
Rex: Dealing with you people is like herding cats.
Frances: Sounds like someone's cranky today.
Eddie: How are things with Tyran?
Rex: Fine.
Cletus: ...Trouble in paradise?
Rex: I'm not discussing my personal life with you. It has nothing to do with the mission.
Teddy: Actually discussing how our respective symbiosis is going is well-within our purview--
Venom: Are you validating his needs?
Flash: Yeah, he isn't just a weapon you know?
Eddie: When was the last time you guys had fun?
Teddy: I don't think "fun" is in his vocabulary.
Sadie: What did you get Venom for Christmas?
Teddy: We got him a chicken.
Sadie: Really? Us too!
Rex: We also got him a chicken.
Flash: Looks like we all had the same idea.
Teddy: Cletus, please tell me you didn't get Venom a chicken too?
Cletus [sighing]: Me and Frances and Carnage ...we all got him chickens too.
[*In their apartment surrounded by chickens*]
Eddie: Hooboy.
Venom: This is the best present ever!
Eddie [walks into his increasingly crowded small New York apartment]: Hello people who do not live here.
Flash: Hey.
Teddy: Hi.
Sadie: Hi, Eddie!
Eddie: I gave you the key to my place for Venom-related emergencies only.
Sadie: This was an emergency. Venom said Frances made too many cookies and needed help eating them.
Eddie: ...Frances made them, right?
Cletus [scoffing]: Eddie, you should know by now that I don't share my supply.
Eddie: Ah, sorry.
Carnage: They have symbiotes. They would know if they were eating anything they might find... objectionable.
Teddy: We have run thorough tests with our symbiotes. It's not like we don't know what that tastes like.
Flash: You mean about bugs or the cannibalism?
Teddy: Both.
Flash: [*nods sagely, unbothered*]
Eddie: You know Frances is a vegan, right?
Flash [abruptly stops chewing]: ...Oh God.
At the Imperium Holiday Office Party
Sadie: Look, we're under the mistletoe! You know what that means...
Teddy: Sadie, that's not mistletoe. I expect better of a scientist of your caliber.
Teddy, waking up in the middle of the night: Oh my God, she was flirting with me.
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