[This is all based on the line from the mural: “The slaves made a wish. And the God of the Sun appeared. But the God of the Earth became enraged.” Which I am choosing to interpret Earth doesn’t like the idea of gods and mortals mixing company.]
Fuznatr: OF ALL THE RECKLESS BEHAVIOUR! DO YOU REALIZE THE MORTALS COULD HAVE SEEN YOU?!
Nika: They were asking me to come party with them! Why are you getting your fissures in a frenzy Fuz?
Fuznatr: We were meant to be felt and never seen. The divine and the mundane must be separate.
Nika: 🙄🙄 Whatever
Fuznatr: DO NOT WHATEVER ME NIKA! DO YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE INTERFERING WITH MORTAL LIVES LIKE THAT!
Duelua: *mixing something* Oh welcome back dear- Oh Fuznatr! You’re here too!
Fuznatr: *sniffs air* Duelua what are you mixing?
Duelua: …Food?
Fuznatr: Really? Because it’s smells like 35L of water, 20kg of carbon, 4L of ammonia, 1.5kg of lime, 800g of phosphorus, 250g of salt, 100g of saltpeter, 80g of sulfur, 7.5g of fluorine, 5g of iron, 3g of silicon and trace amounts of 15 other elements! As in all the ingredients necessary for making humans! ARE YOU MAKING HUMANS?!
Duelua: Of course not! That'd be ridiculous!
Fuznatr: Good, at least someone realizes-
Duelua: I’ve decided to make an entire new race of winged mortals in my image!
Fuznatr: …Tell me you jest.
Duelua: I never jest, you know that.
Fuznatr: 💢💢 YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A NEW RACE BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE IT! DO YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE DOING SOMETHING SO BRAZEN AND RECKLESS-
Umi: Duelua My Angel! Your recipe was flawless! Behold, the true people of the sea: The Fishman!
Duelua/Nika: *oohing and ahhing*
Fuznatr: IS THERE ANY OTHER DIVINE SOULS JUST CREATING BEINGS WILLY-NILLY?! SPEAK NOW!!
Lappa: 😑😑 Do not set your gaze upon me. I have done nothing.
Fuznatr: and thank Us for that.
Chiryess: *opens closed palms to reveal a dwarf* I call them Tontattas :)
Fuzantr is a god of principles and one of those principles means you never mix your rice with your egg yolk or your steamed vegetables because once you do, then it's impossible to get them apart again and you're left with something completely unrecognizable that could spell disaster! Something something, human and divinity metaphor.
But SOME gods, not naming any names, like to play fast and loose with these things and create a big ol headache for the rest of the universe!
Why couldn't the Earth just stay molten with high concentrations of minerals and toxic gas? Fuzantr liked when the Earth was molten with high concentrations of minerals and toxic gas. Things were simple then. Peaceful, even. But no, the Earth just cannot have nice things apparently.
The fact that you listed all the chemical components making up a human in Duelua's recipe is nothing short of phenomenal! I keep picturing her whipping up new species to the tune of the Cook It By The Book while Fuzantr screams in the background. Naturally this means Nika fulfils the role of Lil Jon while shaking his sunshiney booty.
And the everyone showing up to the Divine Potluck with their own new humanoids on top of that. 🤣🤣 Fuzantr's just jealous.
