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What, you thought there wasn't going to be some drama in this holiday special?? Do you even know me???

Also, see?? Leo’s doing fine! It’s been a few years since the last post so he’s had plenty of time to set up all his unhealthy coping mechanisms.

Once more, the groupchat is back at it again. CW for suggestive content, violence, language, and general tomfoolery.

"Can I buy the maid outfit yet, now that we've got that out of the way?"

"Stupid monsters, I'm trying to deliver a baby!!"

"NOT hee-hee! UN hee-hee!"

"Okay in my defense, I was pulled into a wormhole?"

"HOW THE FUCK IS A BABY GIVING IN TO DESPAIR!?"

“You would look really funny in a hydraulic press.”

"Do you think Icarus and Apollo would be considered toxic yaoi?"

"Legs are just long feet."

"KILLING BABIES IS NOT BASED."

"I'm just going to keep tossing you on the bed. Is this fun for you? Is this why you keep coming back here?"

"You leave my mother's sauce out of this."

"JUST EAT GRASS."

"God, you rolly polly bastards!"

"YOU want to eat it because it looks like marinara. I want to eat it because it looks like paint. We are not the same."

"You can't parry an explosion."

"I wanted to make my walker more exciting so I replaced the tennis balls with bike horns, do you like it?"

"I wanna be a cultist :("

"M-S-C O-U-S, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL MICKEY MOUSE!"

"I'm wishing so hard. I'm wishmaxing."

"I'm wish pilled."

"I bet it would be fun to bite into the middle of a gogurt and suck it out."

"Baby are you a lock? Because I'm going to beat you to death with my key."

"WILL YOU FINISH YOUR NEOPETS DAILIES"

"Crisping all by yourself, handsome?"

"The B52's are my ideal polycule."

"In another life all I wanted to be was a cockatoo eating pizza with you."

"Oh god. He's glistening."

"I'm like reverse clown jesus?"

"I love them dearly but their mould is their fault."

I really enjoy your art style. I think it’s very pretty & the muted? (idk if that’s the right word) colour palette you tend to use is very nice.

I’d like to request either a Senor Heuso or a turtle wearing headphones listening to music they like, if that’s okay…

If you've been on the internet a long time, and currently exist on it now, then you'll understand me when I say that sometimes you gotta flush your follower count. ...But also, today's Fuck It Friday feature: Better Than Chikin! No controversy here, just a very strong thought being expressed. :) Prepare for more of those as we go on this four year journey. :) More pictures and info over at the gallery, and it happens to be for sale under full compliance of Etsy policies over here.