Read one too many Lambert x Jaskier fanfics ngl its a funny dynamic in my opinion also their colour palettes work somewhat together
I love crack ships and rare pairs

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Read one too many Lambert x Jaskier fanfics ngl its a funny dynamic in my opinion also their colour palettes work somewhat together
I love crack ships and rare pairs

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So... anyone know a fic featuring a Medallion tree where it's explained to Jaskier what it is and what it means???
Caffeine and Forehead Kisses
It's been one of those months where it seems like the whole world needs Jaskier to be there, to listen and to fix their problems. And Jaskier loves it, usually, but it's getting out of hand and he desperately needs a break from everything. Thankfully, Lambert is there to save the day - and to send him pictures of otters in funky hats.
wc: 1.9k | tags: modern au, established relationship, protective lambert, jaskier has anxiety, slightly nonverbal jaskier
read on ao3Ā | for @karolinckiā my beloved š
Everything in Jaskier is longing to scream until his throat is raw enough to justify calling in sick for the next two to four business months. His anxiety is through the roof, his skin tingling every time his phone vibrates with another message, his laptop pings with a new email or his coworkers stop by his desk to have a little chat. He wants to scream, but the very thought of that makes his already shaking hands tremble even more, and he has to work himself through the sixth breathing exercise that day alone. Itās not even 3pm yet.
Reaching for his phone, he ignores all the notifications and instead goes to his chat with Lambert.Ā
Jask [2:21 pm] - i want to go homeĀ
Jask [2:21 pm] - tell my mom to come pick me upĀ
Jask [2:22 pm] - or better yet, you come pick me up š„ŗā¹ļø
It doesnāt take long for Lambert to come online and for Jaskier to get a text back.Ā
Lambi š¦ [2:24 pm] - Iāll be there at 4 with sugar and caffeine, yeah?Ā
Jask [3:24 pm] - i love you more than words can express. but also please something with cinnamon? š
Lambi š¦ [2:25 pm] - DoneĀ
Lambi š¦ [2:25 pm] - Here, have pictures of otters in hatsĀ
Lambi š¦ [2:25 pm] - 5 attachments
As Jaskier scrolls through the pictures and shakes his head at how wonderfully inept his boyfriend is when it comes to emotions while still managing to cheer him up each and every time, the itch under his skin subsides. He doesnāt want to scream anymore, instead all he wants now is to hug Lambert and to just exist in his arms for the rest of the day with nothing but caffeine, sugar and forehead kisses.Ā
varieties of exile - geraskier in drabbles - pt 6
Witcher 3 + Netflix / This part is rated M for non-explicitĀ sex* and references to childhood abuse/trauma/scarring / Geralt & Jaskier, Lambert/Jaskier, Eskel/Jaskier
*as in, theyāre 100% about to have sex.... but itās not smutty, theyāre talking
sort of a... three times witchers asked Jaskier about his scarsĀ
Everything I Wanted
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), WiedÅŗmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion & Lambert, Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert, Jaskier | Dandelion+Lambert, that's for the qpr, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Lambert (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Additional Tags: Cuddling & Snuggling, queer platonic relationship, jaskier and lambert are in a qpr, Winter at Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), Caring Jaskier | Dandelion, Soft Lambert (The Witcher), Polyamory, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Some Humor, Banter, Established Relationship, Napping
on ao3
Geraltās room at Kaer Morhen is simple and comforting. Thereās a fireplace, as there is in each of the witcherās rooms, along with a bed and a bathtub. So far Jaskier finds himself most familiar with the bed, where he and Geralt are tangled now. Geralt rests behind him, the witcherās chest firm against his back, a furnace to keep him warm so far from the fire. Geraltās hand lifts and brushes over his temple, his fingertips brushing gently across his skin, tracing his hairline down to the front of his hair and back, following the pattern a few times. Jaskier sighs, content, and Geralt echoes it before bringing his arm back to curl around Jaskierās waist. The witcher covers him, protects him, makes him feel safe; safe in a different way than thereās no imminent danger, although Geralt does that for him, too. No, right now, in their old keep, he could never be in danger. The other feeling of safe is more⦠right. Being in Geraltās arms settles a part of him that, at many times, can be settled no other way.

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Mouth to Mouth: Chapter 7
Fandom: The Witcher
Pairing: Lamskier, Lambert x Jaskier
Rating: M
Tag warnings: Anal fingering, anal sex,Ā
Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 |Ā AO3
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Lambert growled in frustration as he tried to maintain the speed limit on the way to his place. Jaskier had a hard time keeping his hands to himself as he palmed at the front of Lambertās jeans. āFuck Jaskier⦠Iām not going to last if you keep--ā Lambert grunted as he jerked the wheel, almost missing the turn onto his street.
Jaskier giggled as he moved his hand to his thigh, āSorry, Iāve been thinking about this for a while. I couldnāt help myself.ā
Lambert knew it was a straight shot from here to his house. He fought the urge to speed down the neighborhood road. Safety first.
It was a few agonizing minutes later when they pulled into his driveway. Lambert barely had a chance to unbuckle his seatbelt before Jaskier was on him. Jaskier crawled onto Lambertās lap as his tongue dived into his mouth. Lambert couldnāt believe how perfect Jaskier felt against him.Ā
He wrapped his hands around Jaskierās pert ass and squeezed, drawing a moan from the younger man. He carried Jaskier with him as he exited his car, wrapping his arms around his waist. Jaskier kissed along his neck as he made his way up the driveway, and to his front door. He propped Jaskier against it as he ground his hips against him.
āFuck⦠just take me right here,ā Jaskier groaned.
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Making Connections Prompt Fill: First Date Rating: M Pairing: Lambert x Jaskier CW: death mentions; minor/canonical character death tags: modern au, implied sexual content, banter
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Jaskier was supposed to be a one night stand, something to dull the pain as Lambert thinks about the years, but he's more than that. Being with Jaskier is easy, and after waking up without him once, Lambert never wants to do it again.
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Surprise! I'm doing Inktober.
Signed up for a 31 art pieces in 31 days challenge on @thewitcherbog discord, and this is piece 5 of 31 Linearts! They've all been a bit spicy and not tumblr safe, but with some white out I can give a nice preview of this one šš
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