#lams fluff

Alex will be counting Johns freckles and John will be in gay panic the whole time.

That's it.

Pairings: Alexander x John

Warnings: fluff, Gay Panic™, swearing

Time: modern

A/N: i need someone to paint my nails

On ao3!

All works (that are x reader) are gender neutral unless specified

Marvel:

Bucky Barnes:

Take Two : Bucky Barnes is a traitor (just some good ol' they had us in the first half, not gonna lie)

Another One? Bucky and his spouse didn’t want kids, but nobody said anything about a pet. or four.

Tomato Soup: You've bumped into Bucky, broken your phone, gotten his number, and all because of those damn soup cans

Slang: As much as you love Bucky, you draw the line at slang. However, someone has been teaching Bucky slang and he may have just used it at the most inappropriate time ever

Peter Parker:

Your Son's Undead: Peter Parker might be a genius, but he's an absolute idiot sometimes. Like now, for example, when he's managed to convince the world he's dead.

and we were best of friends: Peter's definition of sexual assault is messed up. OR: Peter's unique way of dealing with the aftermath of the Skip Westcott Situation (and how he skilfully stays in denial)

Natasha Romanoff:

Chocolates: You've had a chocolate for every day you've worked at SHIELD. It's just left at your desk, no explanation, no note, but you're quite certain who the culprit is. (Natasha Romanov x fem!reader)

Pjo/HoO:

Laser Tagging (Solangelo): Based on the prompt: take me laser tagging and push me into a corner and kiss me. then shoot me and walk away

She-Ra And The Princesses Of Power :

Just Her And Adora: Catra has always had a crush on her best friend, but no biggie, she's working on it. of course, Adora chooses to come out just then. (catradora <3)

The Technicalities of kissing girls: Adora and Catra sitting on a tree F-A-L-L-I-N-G

And I Can Go Anywhere I Want, Just Not Home: Adora blames herself for everything Shadow Weaver does to Catra.

Cut Yourself a River (And Drown in it of Shame): Glimmer is left a little too alone with her thoughts while held captive by Horde Prime, and the full-length mirror in her room just makes it worse. (TW SELF HRAM)

The Owl House:

Cotton Candy Haired Goddess: A mint-haired Amity slips into a time-pool and is absolutely horrified to see her Luz kissing some purple-haired homewrecker

The Black Phone (2022):

Nothing proves I'm dead, nothing proves I'm alive: Robin and Finn just have a little well-deserved quality time together (after literally being traumatized also Robin lives shush)

Hamilton: An American Musical

You Kept Me Like A Secret But I Kept you Like An Oath: Alexander gets married tomorrow, and John is completely and totally okay with the fact that Alexander will no longer be his. Then why does it hurt so much? (LAMS lolz)

DC Universe:

Adrenocorticotropic Hormone: Meeting a random girl in the lab in the middle of the night isnt how most love stories go-but he'll take it. (Jonathan Crane x fem!reader)

Avatar the Last Airbender:

These Shackles of Gold: Ozai is a careless leader. She learns this early on, wary of his scathing tongue and biting words, yet intrigued by how he doesn't hold back, even for the sake of diplomacy. This is not how you rule a country. This is how you start a civil war and lose all your allies. Azula is careful, she picks and chooses and strikes when the time is right, not before and not after. She realizes that her father is a careless leader, and that, if left to him, the entire Fire Nation will be burnt to the ground. This will not do, Azula will be Fire Lord soon, and a ruler needs her subjects. Logically, the only thing to do in this case is seek the help of her dead brother, traitor uncle, and their miscreant group of friends that they seem to have acquired, including the avatar he was sent to kill.

Hamilton: that’s not a word