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Athena: Again with disadvantage

Dionysus: Nat. 20

Athena: You’re still not having drunk sex with the dragon

Hermes: A baby. His name is Dionysus. I’m supposed to be watching him.

Apollo: What do we do with him?

Hermes:

Apollo:

Baby Dionysus: 🥺

Hermes: Frame him for our crimes?

Zeus: Continuously leading the narrative despite not being the DM and being told to stop numerous times

Poseidon: Gives villains a ridiculous ultimatum in exchange for not dying

Hades: Tries to be reasonable and then initiates combat 2 minutes into a conversation

Hera: Does whatever she wants and people got tired of arguing with her about the rules

Hestia: Plays the cleric that keeps rolling nat. 20s for everything

Demeter: Pulls out the 5th edition Player’s Handbook anytime she’s told she can’t do something

Athena: The only player actually following the quest

Ares: The barbarian who threatens first and then asks questions later

Apollo: Genuinely confused, but is enjoying himself nonetheless

Artemis: States she’s gonna play the badass and sassy character but is mainly quiet throughout the campaign

Hephaestus: The player that actually wants to help and be useful but keeps rolling nat. 1s

Aphrodite: Really isn’t interested and is just vibing

Hermes: Actively trying to turn against the party for no reason

Ares: I hate you too.

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Ares’s Army: We’re going to overthrow Athens.

Hades: What are the key responsibilities for your job?

Zeus:

Hades: Including the only 4 you have with your wife?

Me being optimistic in the morning: We are going to have a great day, Apollo!

-sees it’s going to be dark and dreary all day-

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Hyacinthus: wait, what happened?

Bang Chan - Hestia:

Stable with a nurturing heart. Regardless of any conflict, they approach it rationality and with compassion. Also, slowly losing the will to live because of their family.

Changbin - Dionysus:

A sweetheart, but chooses chaos. Has the mentality of, “it’s a new day everyone, good luck.”

Lee Know - Demeter:

Animal-loving tiger mom. Will kill you if you touch their children. Will also kill you if you get closer then 12ft from them.

Han - Artemis:

An upbeat personality that quickly goes away from having to interact with people. Gives tough-love without the love part.

Seungmin - Hermes:

A nuisance that murders.

Hyunjin - Apollo:

Petty and passionate artist who cries a lot. Absolute perfection.

Felix - Persephone:

50% of the time is a ray of sunshine and the other 50% is a ray of sunshine but dressed in black.

I.N. - Zeus:

Hermes: Dionysus drew his first wrong direction arrow. I’m so proud of him, six people died.

Apollo:

• Zeus: drunk asf by 8pm and hitting on his (i would say distant, but let’s be fr) cousin

• Hera: started drinking as soon as she got there and plotting to kill Zeus when the New Year comes around

• Demeter: she’s not there

• Hestia: responsibly drinking while trying to ease conflict and tension within the family

• Poseidon: drunk asf before he even got there with Amphitrite trying to save face

Hades: forced to go because of Persephone

Persephone: only wanted to go so she could have some fun without her mother there

• Athena: one glass of champagne that she took to get Dionysus to shut up, knowing full well she’ll be the designator to get everyone home safe

• Artemis: wanting to go home within the first 20 minutes, but stayed to babysit Apollo

• Apollo: crying to Hermes about every tragedy in his life

• Hermes: acting the same as if he was sober, convincing people to make bad decisions

• Hephaestus: initially sober, then went on a drunk rant about how Ares is a dick

• Ares: was not invited and only knew about it because Athena told him

• Aphrodite: still bitter that Hephaestus didn’t gift her divorce papers for Christmas

Eris: for opposite reasons, they find me inferior and you insufferable