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As for ships... hmm goodness any pairing could work if you really think on it! I love Host x Eric the most uwu

🤔🤔🤔👀👀👀💡💡💡   Oh, I like this idea!

Haunted House

Summary:  Eric and his psychic co-worker “The Host” explore a mansion that is said to be haunted.

(Iplier Mansion)

Eric and his long time crush and co-work Alex aka the Host arrived at the local Haunted Mansion, know as the Iplier Mansion.  This mansion is about a century old and no has been in this house since the 1920′s. During that time a famous actor, Mark Iplier and his wife Ceceline Iplier lived in that house. It is said that during a Poker Night, that Mark invited his old friends too. A murder happened in this house and it is said the souls of the victims still haunt this mansion.

Eric and the Host are there to see if any this is even true or not.  Alex is the Psychic of the team and prefers to be called the Host. Apparently the spirits use him as a vessel to communicate with the living. This can be very dangerous as the Host might get possessed. Eric is the technician of the group, collecting evidence of the hauntings and see if the place is truly haunted or not. And if it is then, see what kind of ghost they were dealing with.

Eric normally did the sweep of the house first with someone from his team and then they would bring in the Host to help cleansing of the house. However, the Host insisted on joining Eric on this trip. That confused Eric, but Eric wasn’t going to turn down the help. As Eric and the Host entered the mansion, they were instantly hit with a wave of dread. The air felt so heavy, all the furniture was covered with sheets, at least an inch thick layer of dust and cobwebs.

Eric took a deep breath to calm his nerves. Why is he so nervous all of sudden? He’s done countless ghost hunting jobs before, but he’s never felt this anxious before. Eric looked over at the Host and seemed like he was starting to zone out.

“Getting anything Host?” Eric asked.

“So much - pain. A huge betrayal happened here.” The Host said.

Eric waited a minute for the Host to join him. If the Host is getting a reading already, then chances are this place truly is haunted. Eric started to set up equipment around the mansion. EMF Reader, digital thermometer, ghost box, camera, and voice reordered. Eric also started to set up some motion detectors set up to some cameras. So, if anything goes by the motion detector the camera will capture it.

Eric and the Host began to explore the mansion. At first they weren’t picking up anything, that is until they came to the stairs. Host began to go up the stairs and started to flashes of images flash before his mind’s eye on what happened here.

“Where is he?! Are you hiding him?! Detective!!!”  Host shouted. He made it to the top of the staircase. “Murder! They fell here! It was an accident! I swear!”

 Host stumble backwards, breathing heavily. “Host? Are you alright?” Eric asked concerned. He never seen Host like this before. This must be a very power ghost then.

“So much pain! There wasn’t just one murder but two! One was an accident but the other I’m not sure.” Host explained.

“Do want to stop? Come back tomorrow?”

“We can’t. Someone’s trying to tell us something.”  Host didn’t know why but he felt as if someone is trapped here and is trying to get through.

The two of them went down the hall a little more and opened one of the doors. It led to another hallway. This one had a hall of portraits on the walls. As Eric and Host went further down the hallway, they noticed that the eyes and faces of some were all crossed out with red paint across their faces.

Towards the end of the hallway stood a mirror, but looked as if it were glowing? Eric whipped out his camcorder and began filming it just make sure it isn’t his eyes playing tricks on him. Next to the mirror stood to portraits. One, Eric recognized at the once famous actor, Mark Iplier. The other Eric isn’t too sure about but possibly thought it might have been the former mayor Damien.

Then they heard it. A soft, echoing, haunted like voice, as though they couldn’t talk above a a whisper. A very faint hand print appeared on the mirror but looked as if it were coming from the inside of the mirror.

Host and Eric were sitting nestled on the couch together, munching on a bowl of popcorn and watching a movie. They had the living room all to themselves that day, and that could only mean one thing.

it was date night. Hell yeah.

It wasn’t often that enough egos had left the house to make it quiet enough to watch a movie, but whenever they did this was what the couple loved to do. No words even had to be spoken anymore. if the living room was empty, they’d just smile at each other and show up five minutes later in their pj’s, holding some snacks. and they loved it.

Host especially loved it because having a whole room just for him and Eric, when none of the other egos were around...

Well, he got the chance to get Eric all flustered without embarrassing him in front of he others.

He noticed that Eric wasn’t paying very much attention to the movie, and a little smirk tugged at his lips. Without warning, he scooped he smaller man up in his arms and peppered his face in little kisses. Eric immediately started giggling.

“H-Hosty stop, you haven’t shaved in two weeks! It tickles!”

“Hmm. Well, The Host could stop, but why would he want to? he loves to make his little dove laugh~.” He ended his sentence with another peck to Eric’s lips. The other went red and he playfully smacked Host’s shoulder.

“Y-You big flirt!”

Host just shrugged. “There’s no point in denying it. it’s hard not to be a flirt when The Host is around his Love.”

“Aww, honey.”

Eric smiled and nestled himself into The Hosts side. Host wrapped an arm around him and pressed a small kiss to the top of his head. Eric closed his eyes and rested his head against his shoulder.

“The Host loves Eric.”

“I love you too, pumpkin.”

“AWW, YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE!”

Eric’s eyes immediately shot open. There in the doorway stood none other than Wilford warfstache.

“D-Dad, when did you get home? I-I thought you didn’t stop filming your show for another two hours?”

“Ah, it was supposed to be that way, my boy.” Wilford, having no sense of boundaries or social cues, plopped down on the couch and slung an arm around Eric.

“My guest just fell on the floor after I pointed my shooty at him. ‘twas quite rude of him if you ask me.”

“Y-Yeah...”

“Anyway, I must now take my leave. I’ll never be able to get these blasted red stains out of my shirt if i don’t put it in the wash soon. toodles!”

Eric waved. Wilford was about to leave, but then he turned back around, expression surprisingly serious as he looked right at Host. “You take care of my boy now, you hear?”

“Of course.”

Eric had wrapped his arms around Host’s middle and had smooshed his face into his stomach, presumably to hide his blush. Host was running his fingers through his hair gently.

Wilfords expression quickly melted into a soft smile. “Aw, how sweet. Well, I won’t hold up your movie date any longer. Take care, lads!”

Ok, gonna be honest, it’s hard for me to write something small about this right now... Bc I just love mythical creatures??? Like, this would be so big?? I also need to look up all kinds of creatuers, bc there’s so many in this world and I don’t know them well enough and aaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!

Like, first thought is that Yancy is a siren or another creature that uses their voice for magic, and maybe Magnum would be a troll or giant? I’ve seen people make Illinois a naga and while I like it, I want to see if I can find a better fit. I think Yandere would be some kind of japanese ghost/creature. Dark would probably be a vampire. Host would be something connected to libraries. Eric might be a Nisse?

An adorable Eric in @lamiasluck ‘s lil fic “The Customer’s Always Right!”

Yancy!!! *swoons* I need to save him!