#kyogen

"No, you're doing it wrong."

"How am I doing it wrong, I'm teaching you!"

The two men sat on a khaki colored futon, pressed against each other. The fiery haired one, only twenty with never having had a kiss, sat in an orange robe pooling at his elbows, slipping off his shoulders. The other? A taller silver haired man of twenty-three who had three wives.

Kyojuro was learning, embarrassed like a small schoolboy, how to kiss. Kyojuro was in simple words, had a difficult time asking for help with such personal things but who better to ask if not his best buddy! Right? The room was heated, warm, or maybe it was just Kyojuro's cheeks. They were blazing red and Uzui only used them to poke fun. A smile on his lips, both sultry and teasing. "Kyojuro, if you want this to work, you can't be so jittery. You're usually so confident, just bring that into this."

Kyojuro only rolled his eyes. He was practically yelling, always loud and proud but in these moments where he had to ask for help for the most basic of manly skills, he felt the innate want to simply be quiet. Uzui waved his hands towards Kyojuro. "Try again." Kyojuro leaned and smacked a kiss on Uzui's mouth. It earned a laugh and not much else. "Do you need a shoulder rub?"

Kyojuro shook his head. He had realized just a few days ago that he had never kissed someone before. It had never stuck in his mind but once he thought about it, it ate at him like an angry parasite. So he asked Uzui to help set his mind at ease. He never thought the practice would be so nerve wracking. He had chosen Uzui specifically so it wouldn't be nerve-racking. Kyojuro also didn't care to think of Uzui's three wives at home not knowing their husband was kissing his best friend.

Uzui, despite acknowledging the shaking head of Kyojuro, slid his hands onto Kyojuro's shoulders and rubbed them. Tight but long circles, his fingers digging into the muscle and forcing ease upon them. "Uzui..." Kyojuro sighed quietly, his friends name in his mouth, owning it. It took a minute or two before Kyojuro was relaxed and Uzui was raking his fingers through Kyojuro's hair. "You aren't bad. Just stiff. You can't expect the woman to do all the work when it comes to kissing and especially after. That's the mans job."

Kyojuro only hummed, letting the back of his head press on Uzui's exposed chest. "I would love to please my woman, it would be an honor. The idea simply strikes me nervous in the legs. Someone trusting me enough with their body, it scares me Uzui. He looks up at Uzui and the other man is still rubbing his shoulders, slow and calming.

"That makes sense. I remember the first time I kissed each of my wives. I was jelly in their hands. In the flashiest way." Rengoku laughed at Uzui's boyish smirk. "Your wives are lucky, Uzui. You're quite the catch." He knew the statement would only boost Uzui's ego but he didn't mind giving his friends a bit more confidence. Maybe it would rub off on him too.

Uzui watched Kyojuro smile after the compliment. He leaned down slow and kissed him again from upside down. He felt the vibration of Kyojuro's hum in his mouth, soft, nothing loud like he usually was. It was a slow kiss, sensual. When it broke Uzui smiled brightly. "Yes! Just like that! Do it ag-"

And he was cut off by Kyojuro doing just as he asked. He had flipped back upright again, kissing Uzui deeper than before, mimicking what he was taught. His tongue rolled against the others slowly, short pauses for breath. It lasted longer than Uzui had intended or maybe it was just a few second that felt like hours as his hands pressed hard into Kyojuro's hips. Kyojuro let his arms wrap around Uzui's neck, breaking apart, noses pressed against each others. "So, this is good?" He mumbled against Uzui's mouth.

Uzui felt that tingle in his gut. The same he had felt when he had kissed Suma for the first time, and Makio and Hinatsuru. He turned into slime in Kyojuro's hands. A few more kisses and Uzui was sputtering out nonsense. Kyojuro laughed and released him. "Are you okay, Uzui?" He swallowed and nodded.

Suddenly he wondered if his wives would like an extra husband.

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