Here, Have Some Green Ember Memes
Featuring my OC, Evan! For context, he's Smalls immediate older brother (they're irish twins).
Smalls: Can you cut me some slack, Heather? I’m sort of in love.
Heather: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Smalls: I’m in love with you.
Heather: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Naylen: Time for plan G.
Kylen: Don’t you mean plan B?
Naylen: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Kylen: What about plan D?
Naylen: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Kylen: What about plan E?
Naylen: I’m hoping not to use it. Smalls dies in plan E.
Kylen: I like plan E.
Smalls: I'm right here.
Kylen: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Naylen: Your life?
Kylen: I- well yes, but-
Bleston: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLA--!
Ian: And here we have a capitalist. Oh look another OC-
Jupiter: Did you just-
Wilfred: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
Evan: Change is inedible.
Smalls: .......Don’t you mean inevitable?
Evan, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn’t.
Frye: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Smalls, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
Evan: All right, Smalls, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!
Smalls: I’m not even your kid-
Wilfred: So Evan and Smalls.
Wilfred: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Alcohol Abuse, Grand Theft…
Evan: We had a bad day.
Wilfred: And… MURDER?!
Smalls: It was a pretty bad day…