Pairing: steve rogers x fem!reader (can be platonic or romantic, whichever works for you!)
Warnings: language! somebodyās undies are exposed, fighting (although no serious damages seeing as its mainly playful) & hardly anything else unless you wanna consider humor and a bit of fluff a warning bc in that case youāre in for a treat!
Request: āso what about a steve x fem!reader one where they are both Avengers and they are doing their usual morning routine: running before training, but Steve gets cocky and laps the reader several times and just laughs about it so the reader takes revenge during the training session by showing off her "soooo much better fighting skills" and tries to knock Steve on the ground and it ends with being extremely fluffy and giggly, please? thank you bubs, you da best!!ā
A/N: hi! This request is from my dearest, @adoringsteverogers aka an absolute angel, I enjoyed writing this and I actually like how it came out so I hope you enjoy! Go follow her guys! She writes as well (a whole lot better than myself, thatās for sure!) and itās so good, 10/10 recommend, literally not kidding when I say sheās the absolute best! Thanks so much again for this, I love you so much!
āOh, come on! That all you got, dollface?ā Steve yelled from a good metreās distance, jogging backwards with ease, almost tauntingly.
āNot to burst your bubble, cap, but not everyone is as physically advanced as yourself,ā You practically seethe, causing him to pause for a breather, walking leisurely in your direction as if he hadnāt just gone thirteen laps in just under a minute.
āI mean look at you,ā you continue breathlessly, waving a hand in his direction, hunched over and palms gripping your kneecaps as you fail to control your staggering breaths, āyouāre like a walking steroid!ā
That earned a chuckle from Rogers, āwalking steroid, huh?ā He parrots with a faux thoughtful expression before speeding off.
Before any burning questions you had could be answered, you noticed Steveās, once missing, figure speeding in her direction as she continued on her light jog. With a shit-eating grin, he speeds right past you.
āBastard!ā Y/n yelled loud enough for not only steve, but the rest of the neighborhood to hearāif they were even awake, that is.
Steve makes you wake up at the asscrack of dawn saying itās āthe best time seeing as youāre your freshest in the morning -mind, body and soul- and well-rested. It will help you be ready to take on any and every task. And as a bonus, if you run on an empty stomach, you could burn more fat!ā that one earned a fake gasp from you and a playful punch to the shoulder for Steve. Heād chuckle, just the reaction he was looking for.
Youād realized your thoughts had blinded you from the reality that is Steve Rogers being an absolute asshat. Almost like lightning, heās sprinting past you again, this time laughing his head off to your reaction, almost slowing down from laughing so hard.
You bite your lip to hold back a chuckle. āThat arrogant asshole,ā you thought, āIāll show him.ā
After about the sixth time heās lapped you, watching him with an amused expression, you decided youāve had enough.
āAlright, asshole,ā you said, pausing in your movement, exaggerating the second part, āyou wanna play, letās play!ā
That got his attention. With the same shit-eating grin as earlier, heās walking towards you.
āHad enough, sweetcheeks?ā He says teasingly, pinching your cheeks as if you were some child.
āWipe that smirk off your face, you cocky bastard. I want a fair game, not this bullshit. Meet me in the training room in five.ā With that she was off, slowing down at the sound of Steveās voice.
āWait, y/n! You didnāt tell me, five what? Minutes? Hours? You sure you can even get there that fast?ā You can practically here the grin on his face, as if heād just told the worldās funniest joke.
āPrepare to have your ass kicked, old man!ā
āSay, y/n, are you sure you donāt wanna back out now? I donāt want to hurt you.ā Steve says, pretending to be serious, -you can tell by the way his eyes shine and crinkle at the corners, heās not- as he rubs his hands together in faux preparation.
āShut up and fight me already!ā You reply as you bounce irritably in your spot, cracking your knuckles.
And with that youāre basically tackling him to the floor. He loses all balance and falls underneath you and between your legs. Itās only a matter of seconds before heās got one leg straddling your entire front and the other holding himself up. Heās got that signature smug look on his face as if heās just defeated the worldās toughest villain. Steveās not as smart as he likes to think he is though. Not with you in his corner.
Heās too lost in your eyes to realize his foot has slipped and heās laying on his back yet again. You raise an eyebrow, huffing in amusement at his idiocy. Youāre straddling his waist for a good minute before heās got you pinned yet again. After a few rounds of rolling around, seeing who would win for dominance you eventually stand and offer a hand to the sweaty man beneath your feet. He hesitates for a minute before taking it only to earn an unexpected punch to the face and kick to the groin. He groans and lets out a humorless laugh before grabbing your wrist in hopes to knock you off your feet only supporting you to throw yourself back in a flip and landing on his shoulders, straddling the sides of his face with your thighs -and neck with the quads- in a chokehold with your thighs.
āI see natās taughtāā he coughs, gripping and tapping your thighs almost in a way of showing heās surrendered āātaught you her little trick, huh?ā Before you can smirk in confidence, youāre being knocked off your feet, landing harshly on the mat.
You can see his figure on top of you as you groan in pain, oh how you wished you could smack that smirk off his face.
Instead, you did yourself one better. While he was too busy attempting to keep his breathing at bay as he laughed his head off at your aggrieved state, you managed to crawl underneath him and take the risquĆ© move of yanking down his pants. You couldnāt control the squeal that left your lips when his true form was revealed to you.
āY/n!ā His voice was high pitched as he attempted to cover up with his massive -clearly not massive enough compared to his...hands.
āARE THOSE CAPTAIN AMERICA UNDIES Iāā you burst out laughing before you could even finish your sentence.
Steve was quick to get defensive, āLOOK, I HAD NOTHING ELSE TO WEAR, ALRIGHT? CUT A MAN SOME SLACK,ā
āTHAT DOESNT EXPLAIN WHY YOU OWN A PAIR OF BOXER BRIEFS WITH YOUR FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER THEM.ā
āI GOT THEM FROM TONY FOR CHRISTMAS AS A JOKE AND I HAD NO OTHER CLEAN PAIR SO WHATāD YOU EXPECT?ā
You were trying so hard to control your fits but every word he spoke had you in tears.
āFine,ā you lift your hands in surrender, biting back a laugh, āIām never letting you live this down though.ā
āOh yeah?ā He challenges back before throwing himself at you.
He was slick, you give him that, but you were slicker. You were too quick in your actions as you slipped underneath and stuck out your left leg in an attempt to trip him. How easily trick-able he was when he was in a playful mood was beyond you.
You didnāt know whether it was the way his arms flailed in the air before falling backwards or the look on his face and the little shriek that left his lips before falling but whichever it was had you clutching your chest as if your lungs would quit on you any second from laughing so hard.
āYou little shit,ā he groans as you gasp out a snarky āyou kiss your mother with that mouth, cap?ā causing you to chuckle, āfine, you win! Thatās what you wanted, isnāt it?ā
You smiled victoriously, āyes, actually, thatās all I could ever want, thank you!ā
Feeling bad after maybe five minutes of watching the man lay with eyes closed, struggling to catch his breath you let your generosity get the best of you.
You kicked his shin lightly to get his attention. He opened one eye and closed it immediately, blushing, almost too embarrassed to open them.
āOh come on, donāt be such a sore loser now. Here,ā you wave your hand in front of him. Heās hesitant but takes it anyway.
Now what you werenāt expecting was for him to throw you to the ground along with him but of course because this is steve, that is exactly what he went for.
You were impressed by his strategy and you, instead of getting angry, couldnāt help but let out the ugliest laugh youāve ever laughed in your life. This caused Steve to erupt in a fit of laughter as well.
The giggling went on for hours, random things triggering even more laughter which in turn made it so neither one of you would calm as you clutched your stomachs in laughter, all while still being tangled together.
After a good couple of minutes of laying atop of Steve, with your head resting in the nape of his neck in a fit of giggles, all had calmed. Both of you just lay there, engulfed in one another as you move your face to meet his and let out an airy laugh as you smugly reply,
āCanāt believe I really got to witness Americaās ass this up close and personal.ā
He let out a long sigh, letting his head hang loose before mumbling, āThatās not going away anytime soon.ā