#kthen

1. i threw some solid shade

2. america ninja warrior coworker told to me about a new basketball video game. apparently it scans your face and makes an avatar that looks just like you. “wow” “how cool” “nice” (responses you can use to act interested)

3. when i didn’t answer the drive thru in .3 seconds this woman goes: HELLOOOOOO like gosh woman, you can get your latte without yelling...but if you wanna yell at least leave a tip

1. i sold one woman 80 gift cards. 80. freakin. gift cards.

2. a lady in the drive thru told me that my accent was adorable. i don't have one around here. like i've lived here all my life.

3. male coworker: geez that old lady totally just hit on me, ugh that's so wrong

old biker dude as i hand him his coffee: thanks babe

male coworker: *doesn't say anything*