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realizing karstat paves the way for thevampirekristat to go from fan content to actively having a celebrity in her original content. she’s not advertising it or clout goblining over it. kris does a storytime and in the bg you hear him in the lindholm home. recording her day and he is just hanging out in the yard or something. dude’s just hanging around in her life content. only occasionally as a feature even.
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"American Movie Classics channel, send me a paycheck. American Movie Classics channel, I am Tiktok's entire ad campaign for your latest Vampire chronicle. American Movie Classics channel, I am tired, I am doing all this free child labor to sell your star. American Movie Classics channel, thevampirekristat demands compensation."
it speaks to the lindholm upbringing that the matriarch is a well-paid surgeon, their father is making alright money as an attorney, and all but the middle daughter are well-adjusted non-nepobaby normies. i think it's def that their parents worked to get where they were rather than being nepobabies themselves, and aren't like... stupid outrageously wealthy. definitely the kind of people that say 'we're comfortable' and mean it given the economy rather than downplaying wealth. enough all the kid's colleges are paid for and an emergency won't wipe them out, but not the kind of stupid well-off that gets invited places. best karin or kris can do is get clocked as their mother's daughter by locals or karin especially get a little special treatment from people her dad took a chance on that the system didn't get a bite of.
still thinking about the gag of karin and kris’ parents meeting trying to get into l3stat’s one concert. american gorl with her roommates, european boy who came over with his friends to try and see the show, they step aside for gas station snacks, find out they narrowly avoided a slaughter, and decide ‘this is destiny.’ put down roots wherever they end up at the end of the week.
kris inherited their parents brand of romanticism, karin pointedly did not.
the many talents of kris:
video editing (runs a successful tiktok account largely made up of fancams)
networking (you don't get to be the premiere blogger on a subject without being good at getting your name out there)
intimate knowledge of florida tax law (will burn the island down in the unholy fires of federal audit if it kills her, fuck you molloy--)
costume design and tailoring (wow! made her own cosplays and recreations of outfits described in books!)
music (can play the violin and is having a splendid time.)
art (is on record drawing two vampires as c. 2002 anime boys. and doesn't that deserve some recognition?)
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i just know kris loves ironically being on stan twitter. yes she loves this rockstar whose whole gig is being a vampire. yes she loves his stupid little costumes and his bi boy swagger. yes she has the merch. yes she loves looping his albums on spotify. yes she does think it's funny to go 'yyyyaaaassss kween' and pull a 'mother is MOTHERING' on paparazzi photos of him.
is incredibly discombobulated to realize people actually do this unironically with celebrities they like and are doxxing each other about it --
kris lore w ax is literally so funny like. oh her sister is making money hand over fist working for part of the coven. imagine what she'll make being the social media handler for one of the biggest celebrities in the world. it'll be a great gig her freshman year as she's getting into the swing of uni life. he's just given her free reign. she's going to modernize her favorite artist of all time.
then it's 4 am and she has a class in the morning and her favorite artist is waking her up demanding she tweet back at her sister's boss about how bad he wants to fuck him--
Surreptitious fingers twist the offering towards present company, a cassette sliding across the table. The thing is older than she is by some decades, yet she handles it with ease. Raising grey eyes, she blinks slow, comfortable.
"No, trust me. If you want to hear them, you want to start lo-fi. Digitizing took out a lot of the authentic... Sound." Kris pauses. She's waging her own private war with a wince as her voice hits her own ears. Is she turning into her dad, or a pick-me? Likewise, which option is worse?
"I'm not trying to gatekeep, dude, just trust me. The Vampire Lestat sounds way better on tape. At least try it before you go running for Spotify?" // open. KRIS LINDHOLM.
