#krawall

Ein kleines freches Miststück getarnt durch ihr süßes Aussehen mit Drang zur Eskalation.

HEY FRIEND thank you!! :D let’s do this

8. top 5 otps ever

it very rarely changes these days, it’s basically:

stef/lena from the fosters

sam/lexy from lip service (I literally only realized their portmanteau could be sexy, that’s great) 

alice/tasha from the l word

ron/mione from hp

and more recently I’ve been very into rory/paris from gilmore girls because paris is a wlw and rory deserves better than those fuccbois thanks

100. give us one thing about you that no one knows.

I overshare so much idk if there’s anything no one knows….,, well I was in a talent agency?? when I was kid, and that gave me: a) a public performance of a kelly key song and b) a photoshoot that I still have to this day. I was terrible at both but not for any lack of effort on my part lol 

@krawall you said you hadn’t seen black ice before, well we got some today, so I thought of you! Top pic is most typical, on the roads and sidewalks, clear ice from melted snow or rain that then freezes and makes invisible slick patches. Nearly fell on my ass multiple times trying to scrape the ice off my car :P

A: "Finden Sie es ok, dass man da einen Mercedes anzündet?” B: “Das ist ein BMW!”