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Book 8.5 was "Unlocked."
Book 9.5 was "Unraveled."
So far, all the .5 books are "un-" something.
Therefore, I petition that after the final book in the series, Shannon should release another .5 book called "Unanswered," in which all the unresolved questions and loose plot threads finally get explained.
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I just finished reading all the current kotlc book. (Main series & books 8.5 and 9.5) in a month! Can't believe I read that much, but now I have to wait for book 10 😭
Sophie: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store? Keefe: I thought the animals might be lonely.
thoughts on Keeper. after reading it again.
this is still one of my favorites. Like, top three in the series, 10/10, for sure.
but here are my thoughts in a periodically sarcastic and screechy format:
Oh my gosh I'm so in love with 29% untraumatized Keefe you don't understand how beautiful this boy is and how wholesome this child is and I would like to just pick him up and give him a hug so badly
Here's a great idea! You find a child. You take the child home. You run no medical tests on the child. You give her no information or crash course about the culture she's now living in. You wave goodbye. You keep secrets from her. She gets kidnapped and is presumed dead! You cry at her funeral. Congrats! You are now Alden Vacker and every other STUPID. FRICKING. ADULT. IN THIS BOOK.
Okay, but seriously, Sophie didn't know she was breaking the law. She got two tribunals for breaking laws she didn't know existed. They never once took that ignorance into account. Like stars, it's your stupid fricking rules that have stupid things forbidden(like?!?!?! Stars?!?!?!? in the sky!?!?!?! That are clearly locatable without special!?!?!?! Equipment?!?!?!?) and Sophie is brand new leave her alone stars.
I honestly think the best cover for Alden Vacker being Neverseen is going to be the fact that his son is Neverseen. Anything that can be traced back to his family or even Everglen can be shifted off onto Alvar.
MARELLA??? SO MUCH SASS IN THAT LITTLE GIRL??? HOW??? Also, she's got so much fire in her so naturallly I can't believe no one thought "ah, a Pyrokinetic".
Fintan. What is u doing. There's an actual line where it was like "Fintan supported the banning of pyrokinesis" like hell he did yeah totally that's def why he's plotting to overthrow the elven government now yep was totally on board with all that
Man, Stina really is just Heather Chandler in a child-friendly package. Like, honestly, SHUT UP HEATHER.
Dex, your mother is a froster, stop talking about how stupid frosters are. And y'know what. Queen Elsa of Arendelle would disagree about the usefulness of frosting btw. So get rekt.
GRADY. EDALINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. BREATHE. NOW ADMIT YOU LOVE YOUR ADOPTED DAUGHTER AND STOP STRANGLING HER AND JUST LOVE HER. DEATH HAPPENS AND IT HAPPENED TO YOU AND NOW YOU NEED TO LOVE WHAT YOU'VE GOT BEFORE YOU LOSE IT AGAIN AND--
Elwin you do be makin so many jokes about seeing Sophie again I'm beginning to think you're a prophet.
Cassius can still go die in a hole <3 uwu
Biana why do you pale when someone mentions how your dad forced you to be friends with Sophie. If it's defemation and easily explained you don't need to freak out that much, sure it's embarassing but why did you react like that.... Stina's full of it we know she is so honey-- u good, Bee?
Hi I'd Like To Stress Again How Stupid And Pointless The Attempts At Integrating Sophie Into The Elven Society Were Every Single Adult Involved In This Situation Was To Blame How Dare You, by Fall Out Boy.
Oh wow she got her inflicting in the first book i forgot about that
Sophie Foster is going home guys and everything falls apart later this book would have been less satisfying but still pretty good as a stand alone if Shannon Messenger had unfortunately passed away
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Minor illogical detail in Neverseen that annoyed me but I have data that’s it’s wack so
Shannon. Darling. Please honey. Do you understand. The limits of the body.
Neverseen (pg 254) “She counted her steps, and every time she reached about ten thousand, one of the gnomes stayed behind to ensure the song kept the tunnel open.” NO NO NO NONONO
Okay so let’s break this down. There are six gnomes total. One stays at the entrance, and every 10,000 steps a gnome stays behind until it’s just Calla. That’s at least 40,000 steps, and it could range all the way up to 50,000 depending on how far they go with just Calla
SHANNON,
You expect us to believe the crew WALKED almost an entire MARATHON and still got to Exile and rescued Prentice?? RUNNING a marathon takes an average of 4 1/2-5 hours. With the slow pace it would probably take the crew like 7-8 HOURS to walk to exile, and you expect me to BELIEVE that the crew wasn’t EXHAUSTED and PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO FIGHT???
SERIOUSLY SHANNON??
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KOTLC characters as things I’ve said in my life
Keefe: you know, my life would be a lot better if mom hadn’t hid the chocolate chip bag.
Sophie: I legit just rammed into the door frame.
Tam: How many times do I have to tell you NOT TO TALK TO ME WHEN I HAVE JUST WOKEN UP?
Linh: I’m a fangirl. Fangirls cry for the characters in their books when the characters are too stubborn to cry for themselves.
