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Aku's Minions talk strategy

Two Immortals discuss Age Appropriate Relationships

[video transcription: One man of East Asian ancestry plays both roles.

speaker 1: "So, big news, I just started seeing someone, and it's been going pretty well." speaker 2: "Ooh, so exciting, tell me all about him!" speaker 1:"Well, he's so sweet, and he's so funny, and, I know it's not supposed to matter, but he is gorgeous." speaker 2: "Do tell. Does he live around here? Do I know him?" speaker 1: "No, no, you wouldn't know him. He's um. He's from [mumbling] the mortal world.” speaker 2: "Hon, you're not. You're not dating a mortal, are you?" speaker 1: "Look, it doesn't have to be a big deal." speaker 2: "Yeah, but that doesn't mean that it's not! How old is he?" speaker 1: "Look, he is mature for his kind, I'll let you know --" speaker 2: "How old is he." speaker 1: "He's fifty-six." speaker 2: "A fifty-six year old? He's fifty-six -- do you even remember what it was like to be fifty-six?" speaker 1: "Look, I don't wanna hear it, okay?" speaker 2: "That doesn't mean you don't need to. Where was your first date, the groomer's?"

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