David dated someone older once, Pine was sweet but wasn’t as good in bed as Pincecone, Pine’s 21 year old kid living in their parents branches still
David is a necrophiliac. He killed his lover accidentally one night and sleeps with the body convinced the spirit of Loggy will haunt him if he doesn’t fuck Loggy daily
Getting kinky in the cabin is now what I call sex in camp camp
Daniel is a mild horse power bottom
David is man enough to top the cultist
Jasper is a pillow princess and he has David ride him like a cowboy
Jasper tops with Daniel Daniel is just not chad enough to top ever
Daniel doesn’t even top in his own fantasies he knows that truth and he hates it
Dirty Kevin has so much chad energy he will lend it to Daniel because Daniel sometimes needs an ego boost and that boost comes from topping
Daniel is a clean freak, condoms and lube are a requirement in his book but when he tops he doesn’t want the condoms he’s clean Kevin is clean he just wants to be able to fuck with no elastic barrier
Dirty Kevin will never use the kool aid lube except that one time he was kind of high
David doesn’t understand the lube but supports Daniel
Daniel supports David’s tree kink but he silently judges during ungodly hours of the night
Jasper feels slightly better about his roleplaying because he knows David is a tree fucker
Daniel thinks Jasper is funny and happily participates
David doesn’t want to roleplay but he does it because it doesn’t make him uncomfortable he just doesn’t understand why Jasper is such a 90’s kid in the twenty first century
Jasper also silently judges David okay he’s not stealthy he’ll just look at David judgingly from time to time and every time David chops wood for fires or picks up a stick or goes into the forest he’ll say the same thing “I’m worried your cheating on me with Mother Nature” or “you gonna fuck that tree too?” Jasper will also jokingly act openly jealous about it
Everyone is salty because no one but the trees can get David to scream like a motherfucker
