BobTheDoctor27: *something about poor Kopeke having to write a eulogy for Matoro*
BionicleChicken: Hey since everyone played Kohlii, what if the Turaga changed the rules to fit their needs.
BobTheDoctor27: I feel as though most of the other Turaga stayed out of this conversation, caring little in the way of sports. Especially Nuju and Whenua
They just let Po-Koro and Ta-Koro squabble about while secretly betting on the Ga-Koro underdogs to shame them both
BionicleChicken: Teridax must be piss-over-heads confused as to how these are the same guys that defeated him 1000 years ago
BobTheDoctor27: I feel as though Takanuva got very confused when Teridax challenged him to such a warped version of Kolhii
BionicleChicken: Man what if Teridax was secretly a fan of the Mata Nui Kohlii matches and that's what he watched when he took breaks from his complex planning
Picture Makuta sitting on a lazyboy in front of a bonkle-style telepathic TV or something with a beer in hand
Ahkmou - "Lord Makuta, are you sure this is what you want me to do?"
Ahkmou - "Well, okay, I just don't feel we should use our secret partnership to get Hewkii's autograph."
BionicleChicken: Teridax - "Hewkii's signature is integral to bringing down the Great Spirit and all that he stands for"
BobTheDoctor27: This adds a whole new dimension to Teridax's Infected Kolhii balls
BionicleChicken: Teridax - (also could you trip that skank Macku up she doesn't deserve him)
BobTheDoctor27: He was actually furious at Ahkmou for getting Hewkii sick
Teridax - "YOU FOOL! I have money riding on him this season!"
BionicleChicken: And thus
This conversation has made me imagine Teridax running a Hewkii fan tumblr
BobTheDoctor27: With no pictures of Macku
BionicleChicken: She's cropped out
BobTheDoctor27: her plushie doll censored in his room
And, in the few pictures that do exist of them together, Teridax has pasted his own Kanohi Kraahkan over her
BionicleChicken: While talking with Matoro in the Pit:
"What's Hewkii like. You think he'll like me"
BobTheDoctor27: "Are he and Macku still together? Has he finally left that BITCH behind?"
"Oooh, she'll be the first to feel my fury once I take over the universe."
"Maybe then he'll notice me."
BionicleChicken: "How dare she break the heart of my poor Hewk-hewk"
BobTheDoctor27: "He is the Hew-key to my heart and I am unlocked."
BionicleChicken: Just before Aqua Magna/Bota Magna smashes him:
"I'll find you in the next life, Hewkii..."
And now I picture the Kraakhan over Glenn Rhee's smashed pop-eyed head talking to Hewkii-faced Maggie
