HEWKII X MACKU: MACKU’S GUIDE ON HOW TO DATE A TOA WHILE YOU’RE A MATORAN
This guide has been written by the smartest, most beautiful, clever matoran and Turaga Noakama’s worst nightmare, Macku.Â
Are you a Matoran that has fallen head over heels for a beautiful, strong, smart and powerful toa, but worry that just because you’re a matoran you won’t be able to continue your dating because he got recruited into a mission with his best friends that resulted in him going to Karzhani and then Voya Nui and then Mahri Nui and so on and so while you remained a matoran and he’s always busy with his toa team?
Then do not worry, this guide is exactly what you need to make both of your lives happy and long.
(DISCLAIMER: This guide only works if you are already dating a toa. If not, sorry, I’m not an expert in matchmaking).
You have your toa boyfriend or girlfriend, but now you’re wondering how you will be able to continue your relationship with their duties. First of all, continue to invite them to the everyday activity that you did while you were both matorans. Now that he’s an amphibian, Hewkii is always faster than me while we swim in the sea, though I’m not complaining about our long underwater games. If your man or woman is into another kind of thing, try something that they like but you have never done. WARNING! Matorans aren’t able to lift up a boulder over their heads if they’re not Po-Matorans. Do NOT try this for your own safety and not to have Turaga of all villages screaming in your ears while you’re recovering in the medbay.
Try using their toa weapons. As matorans, we all have crafted some kind of weapon to defend ourselves against the Makuta or some other threat. That is why we super enjoy trying REAL weapons (and not some bamboo sticks) like a Cordak Blaster and an Aqua Blade. ANOTHER WARNING! Never and I say Never try to wrap yourselves in electrical chains or whip them around if they’re too heavy. UPDATE: they hurt.
Make them use their elemental powers during your dates. Now this may vary for every type of toa that you could date, but there is nothing more beautiful for a Ga-Matoran than a Toa of Stone lifting you up while you’re on top of a giant pile of boulders. If you ever want to choose a type of toa that you want to date, choose a Toa Of Stone. They are great at carving sculptures of you, they have wonderful hands, they’re super powerfuls and they’re also fantastic Kohlii players.
Make them do stupid things for you. There are a lot of enjoyable things to do with your toa half, but one of the best ones is definitely embarrassing them. You can do this during various moments. They’re having a meeting? Call them loudly in public. They’re working? Immediately ran towards them and hug them or do anything to make them get weird looks from all the people around them. I could go on for hours, but I think it’s time for one of our last points of today.
They are toa, let them bring you on toa missions. No matter how dangerous you have to go with them. Sure it might be scary or you could die, but that’s the thrill of the relationship isn’t it? Also you could save their lives when their enemies is not looking or you could be the wonderful damsel in distress that they have to save. Everything is possible during these missions and every healthy Matoran/Toa couple should try.
Those are my first five points on how you should date your Toa half while you’re a matoran. I hope that I’ve inspired various matorans (Except Vhisola, go to a therapist, girl) to approach their toa to date them.Â
This has been your favorite Ga-Matoran signing off from Spherus Magna!
May the Great Spirit Guide you,
HEWKII X MACKU: MACKU’S GUIDE ON HOW TO DATE A TOA WHILE YOU’RE A MATORAN