#chat highlights

(Cellbit x Roier wedding) 1/3

(Gegg's second day)

So... Last week me and @citrisz had been talking about looking for old NASCAR ads that were once available on YT, but have since disappeared.

Well, guess what? I found yet another Farmers Insurance ad where Kasey steams himself in a sauna to acclimate himself to the high temperatures of the car.

Why is it that the moment I find something, it always has to be lost to the sands of time?

Lucario and the Mystery of Mew. A Summary.

BionicleChicken: Hey since everyone played Kohlii, what if the Turaga changed the rules to fit their needs.

BobTheDoctor27: I feel as though most of the other Turaga stayed out of this conversation, caring little in the way of sports. Especially Nuju and Whenua

They just let Po-Koro and Ta-Koro squabble about while secretly betting on the Ga-Koro underdogs to shame them both

BionicleChicken: Teridax must be piss-over-heads confused as to how these are the same guys that defeated him 1000 years ago

BobTheDoctor27: I feel as though Takanuva got very confused when Teridax challenged him to such a warped version of Kolhii

Teridax - "FOUL!"

Takanuva - "It WAS NOT!"

BionicleChicken: Man what if Teridax was secretly a fan of the Mata Nui Kohlii matches and that's what he watched when he took breaks from his complex planning

Picture Makuta sitting on a lazyboy in front of a bonkle-style telepathic TV or something with a beer in hand

BobTheDoctor27: Yaaaas

Ahkmou - "Lord Makuta, are you sure this is what you want me to do?"

Teridax - "Yes."

Ahkmou - "Well, okay, I just don't feel we should use our secret partnership to get Hewkii's autograph."

BionicleChicken: Teridax - "Hewkii's signature is integral to bringing down the Great Spirit and all that he stands for"

BobTheDoctor27: This adds a whole new dimension to Teridax's Infected Kolhii balls

BionicleChicken: Teridax - (also could you trip that skank Macku up she doesn't deserve him)

BobTheDoctor27: He was actually furious at Ahkmou for getting Hewkii sick

Teridax - "YOU FOOL! I have money riding on him this season!"

BionicleChicken: And thus

This conversation has made me imagine Teridax running a Hewkii fan tumblr

BobTheDoctor27: With no pictures of Macku

BionicleChicken: She's cropped out

BobTheDoctor27: her plushie doll censored in his room

And, in the few pictures that do exist of them together, Teridax has pasted his own Kanohi Kraahkan over her

BionicleChicken: While talking with Matoro in the Pit:

"What's Hewkii like. You think he'll like me"

BobTheDoctor27: "Are he and Macku still together? Has he finally left that BITCH behind?"

"Oooh, she'll be the first to feel my fury once I take over the universe."

"Maybe then he'll notice me."

BionicleChicken: "How dare she break the heart of my poor Hewk-hewk"

BobTheDoctor27: "He is the Hew-key to my heart and I am unlocked."

BionicleChicken: Just before Aqua Magna/Bota Magna smashes him:

"I'll find you in the next life, Hewkii..."

Chat highlights (1/??)

   been wanting to join us, but concerned as to how you’ll fit in with the group? Heres a couple of screenshots from our in-character chat so you can experience the shitpost along with us.

*Note: some participants shown in these screenshots are no longer apart of our group.

(a night at the strip club)

bonus from Philza's