Imagine playing mini golf with Loki. He hits the ball, it ricochet's off a tree, strikes an employee tidying the grounds and knocks him out cold.
You: "Dammit. Remember I said this wasn't like baseball and not to strike to hard? If he gets cops involved..."
"My bad." Loki interrupted. "We could always vanish into a portal, change our identities and live on the run."
You: *facepalms*

















