#knivash

[As you approach an inbox dripping with blood and mysterious green ooze, a skeletal hand from below attempts to grab your ankle and trip you. Backlit by flickering candles, a figure dressed as a gorgon sits in the doorway and scolds the skeleton, whose name is apparently Gary, for being rude to guests. Vir smile is genuinely friendly, but bares reptilian fangs you can't be entirely sure are part of the costume.]

Hey, you wanna see some very memeable Canadian packaging?

Don't let appearances fool you, the chocolate's just as good as any other brand. We had more trick-or-treaters than expected this year so this one's from my personal stash.

And! A sneak peek of a WIP! [T4T relationship, content warning for mpreg]

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“Anakin, I…” Obi-Wan’s hands, which had been folded next to his empty teacup, clasped tightly together, and then the words came out in one lightning-brief moment of determination. “I’m pregnant.” 

“What?” Anakin, who had been pacing, stopped so abruptly he nearly tripped over himself in a whirl of dark robes, and stared at Obi-Wan open mouthed for a long moment. Then his eyes narrowed. “Pregnant by who?”

"I think you mean 'by whom?'" 

He watched Obi-Wan take a deep, measured breath and let it out slowly. Against the backdrop of Obi-Wan’s quarters on the Negotiator the gentle rise and fall of his shoulders seemed to take a lifetime. 

“By you, dear one. I have been with no one else recently.” 

“You can’t be serious,” said Anakin. “Obi-Wan, you know I don’t have-” 

“Believe me, Anakin, I’m as baffled as you are. Ask Kix yourself. He's run every imaginable test and then some.” 

Both clone medics knew the biological impossibility of such a thing. Obi-Wan was trans, but so was Anakin, who had not opted to have anything added to his plumbing. This had to be some kind of joke. "That's not possible. Just admit there's someone else! Obi-Wan, you've seen my-"

"It would seem performing certain acts with someone of your high midichlorian count has had some… effects. I have, after all, ingested rather a lot of your cells since your Knighting." 

That was one way to put it, thought Anakin wryly as his brain struggled to catch up with what he was hearing. He scrutinized Obi-Wan and could find no hint of a lie nor of a prank in his beloved ex-master.