#klermit

I did one before but it was very short so I decided to include more characters now

Kleene: I already ate with Hermit, but what did you want?

Kris:

Kleene, annoyed: What is it?

Hermit: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Kleene: ...

Hermit: .....

ok. heres the 411 folks. 

8 has a movie. it is set in america and its terrible but very gay at the same time. (in it he says acab and commits crimes). the movie can be found NO WHERE ONLINE unless u pirate it. like. u can buy it but its 50 bucks. so . 

here are the links to watch it (part 1) (part 2)

8 also has a little short that was done for the 50th that showed him regenerating. too bad its not canon cuz 8 is the war doctor idgaf what moffat thinks. smh. but 8 does say adhd rights so its still good (and its 4 minutes more gif material)

it can be watched here 

where eight REALLY SHINES THOUGH. is through the audio dramas. paul mcgann’s acting is *chef’s kiss* and charley pollard is...........im in love with her. also he befriends a little lizard man later on named c’rizz who is baby. i love him. first episode he spends a good few minutes talking to himself and also lets a alien dinosaur drink the blood from his arm. 

now the thing with podcasts or whatever is that i cannot pay attention to them. listening to taz was Very Difficult. but this???? THIS??? broh. broe. it’s so well done. its so good. like. i actually pay attention. hello. and the cool thing IS ..... IS THAT the first like. 10 episodes are FREE on SPOTIFY. (but i also have a torrent link for all of them & im planning on putting them on dropbox cuz they Expeensive...)

link for storm warning (first ep) is here!

(if u want the torrent link msg me ;) )

the order for the first few eps is (sorry this post is so long but on GOD i want people to listen to Him so bad..):

Storm Warning

Sword of Orion

Stones of Venice

Minuet in Hell

Invaders From Mars (in this one he talks like a american stereotype from the 1920s)

Chimes of Midnight (this one GOES HARD)

Seasons of Fear (also goes hard. 8 has a little bastard hat also.)

Embrace the Darkness (agonizing. has a lot of satan pit vibes. but with charley and 8.) 

The Time of the Daleks (the universe forgets shakespeare. 8 thinks his jokes are funny)

Neverland

Series Summary:

A collection of Edens Zero drabbles.

Chapter 9: “Make a Wish!”