#kleinsan

alana: *sadly yeets back home to begin the satanic homework ritual*

jared: i have the ultimate gamer peepee

zoe: I WANTED MY SQUIRTY TURT TO STAY A SQUIRTY TURT

evan: knowing all the parts connecting to the penis and anus it is not physically possible whatsoever

connor: f for fucking hell

cynthia: we just have to cleanse while we can

larry: i

Pairing: Connor Murphy x Reader

Requested: nope

A/N: Oof sorry I haven’t uploaded a fic in a while I’ve been super busy with marching band

Warnings: smut ;)

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Okay so Jared has a birthday party at his house and invites everyone

It includes swimming in his pond in his back yard (including a slide and swing)

You and Connor decide to carpool since you live close

And Connor is THRILLED bcuz he likes u

On the way there, you two sing along to nirvana while he puts his hand on ur thigh while he drives ;)

“Pull over” you state blankly. “Why?” “Just do it”

He’s confused but he does what he’s told and pulls the car over to the side of the road

“What?” You unbuckle your seatbelt and turn to him and smash your lips into his

He smirks into the kiss and pulls you closer to him

You tangle your fingers into his hair as he sucks on your bottom lip

Your hands travel down his body to his stomach and under his shirt

He starts to move to your neck but your phone alarm cuts you guys off

You scramble to find it and turn it off

“We should uh..get going again.” He speaks up

You nod and buckle your seatbelt back up

When you guys arrive at Jared’s house,

Jared’s older sister opened the door

“If you’re here for the party, they’re all down by the pond”

You two walk hand in hand through Jared’s big back yard

You heard screaming and laughing

“Y/N! Connor!” Jared screams from the top of the slide

You grin and take your shirt and shorts off, showing your bathing suit

You meet Jared on the top of the slide and push him off

Later, Connor swims up to you

“Hey Connor” he grabs your hand and moves it to his crotch underwater

You get the idea and palm him through his shorts

He whines as you stick your hand down his shorts and grab his dick

You give him a quickie and start to pleasure your own self

He swats your hand away and shoves his hand into your bottoms and starts rubbing you

He sticks a finger inside you and starts fingering you

Both of you are hot messes, trying not to draw attention to the two of you

He finishes you off

You want to scream but you can’t

“Let’s go inside for pizza!” Jared shouts

You grab his ass then go back inside for pizza